Of all the threads I've read, this one I understand the least
Perhaps I need an enigma machine
A scam engine for sale, or is it?
Bought an engine...no, not that engine
There's a prize involving a barge pole for guessing which one
It must be one up 'T' north involving pans, fires, dodgy geezers, Liverpool Power Boats, Aintree and a whole collection of motorways
The sale hinges on a song called ye haaarrrr that's about wingeing, saddling a horse by someone called danger mouse who uses an answerhpone and smells of fish and who paints rusty trailers with blackboard paint
Way, way beyond me