Originally Posted by willk
Look see, my fellow euroweenies, this is what these men have to contend with. You won't find a shelf of Bearguard down yer local Homebase or Woodies will you?
Box of Bearguard sir? Certainly sir, third aisle over, just between the Big Guns and the Wide Open Spaces...
Now willk, that there is some funny stuff! I have always found the UK to be an interesting contradiction between extremely civilized culture and an unnecessarily hard life….
Friendly and kind people… very civilized
Great food (despite everything I had ever been told)
The best beer on the planet (IPA or Bitter)
Low crime rate (personal crime)
So why does it have to be so hard…..?
Insane infrastructure (you guys should bomb Rome for some well overdue revenge)
Wacky road system (is there a 10k strait North South, or East West road anywhere in your country?)
Doors and door knobs that work backwards…
Weird open gutters on the street…. Great for taking a post pub waas….if it weren’t for all the cop cameras..
The biggest electrical wall sockets on the planet! Geeze… all I wanna do is power a lap top, not tryin to jump start a jumbo jet!
But at least you aint got to worry about dangerous critters there… no big cats, bears, gators etc. but I did run across a rather large pierced and tattooed girl in a Dover pub that looked like she could cause some real trama…….