I especially like the 10 reasons to garotte the anti-4x4 brigade:
1. You're blinkered 2CV driving swampdonkeys
2. The 'Modern Parents'
from Viz were modelled on you.
3. You have an annoyingly unfounded sense of moral superiority
4. You live in a yurt
5. You're not capable of lying to your grandchildren since that incident with a yak
6. You're far more likely to kill a pedestrian because you can't see where you're going with your head up your own arse
7. You can't see a small child early enough to avoid backing over them in a 2cv either
8. You are less likely to injure people in other cars unless they die laughing
9. You refuse to consider any evidence that interferes with your unfounded moral superiority
10. People already think you are an 'idiot' but you don't realise.
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