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Originally Posted by limeydal
PS they are mostly very laid back sharks over here...
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It is california after all...
Shark 1: Dude, check out the RIB up there...
Shark 2: Ya man, knarly! Let's check it out...
Shark 1: (
nuzzling tube) Dude, this feels
sweeet... kinda like a little seal!
Shark 2: Woh, take a bite man... See what it tastes like...
Shark 1: I dunno Dude... It looks kinda
tough
Shark 2: Hey man... there's something looking down at us...
Shark 1: Dude... now that bit
does look tasty
Shark 2: Ya man... And I think you need to chomp the tough part to get that
juicy bit...
Shark 1: (
chomping tube, spilling "tasty bit" into water) Dude, this tastes like
caca!
Shark 2: (
swallowing Boatster, wetsuit and all) Ya man, but the stuffing is really, really tasty... once you get it
peeled!
Now why the heck would a fish want to eat a boat anyway???