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Old 03 October 2011, 14:31   #11
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"Dear sir,

You are too stupid to own a boat.If you own a car, you are too stupid for that too. Please fix this large flashing blow up doll to the roof of your car so we can identify you and keep well clear.
Please <don't> forget to breathe in and out.

Yours sincerely..."
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Old 03 October 2011, 14:36   #12
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Thats fairly polite Nos.....

I was thinking more along the lines of "WTF"..... as a simple reply.
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Counting to 10 is working then as I replied "give me a call and I'll be happy to discuss further"

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Old 03 October 2011, 15:02   #14
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This one got me stumped - any ideas what he means ?

and what cable to actually be me. I'm tired of it disgusted me to no longer do., you know you send me a picture or something inactive., no cabl do not know what and where it should be connected. I thought that all already lost

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Old 03 October 2011, 15:06   #15
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This one got me stumped - any ideas what he means ?

and what cable to actually be me. I'm tired of it disgusted me to no longer do., you know you send me a picture or something inactive., no cabl do not know what and where it should be connected. I thought that all already lost

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Really - what does it say then ?

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Old 03 October 2011, 15:25   #16
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Just mix it all up a bit and you get this which makes some drunken sense.


"What cable should be connected to, I'm tired and do not know no longer what it actually all do. I thought that it be, you know, where you send me a picture of, or something to me. Me already lost and disgusted to me, no cabl, inactive.

God i'm bored to have used everyword he used

Go on check it, every word in his e-mail used......... although i am struggling to get it to make that much sense, but this is a little better. maybe.... or maybe not.
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Old 03 October 2011, 16:56   #18
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He's foreign (possibly Oirish) & using google translate. We get similar emails from our French friends, no doubt they think the same about ours
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"This one got me stumped - any ideas what he means ?"

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and what cable to actually be me. I'm tired of it disgusted me to no longer do., you know you send me a picture or something inactive., no cabl do not know what and where it should be connected. I thought that all already lost
LMAO... He speaks like one of my clients (nothing to do with boats). I always assumed he had a "problem"...
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