Originally Posted by biffer
That happens on here old mate
Originally Posted by sbunker
And that doesn't happen here?
Hey - this is where it happens! I have my own personal Black Helicopter to create Chemtrails over Yorkshire. I'm not ashamed to admit it...
Ultimately it's just us: JK (a.k.a. Lord Vetinari), Nos (The Enforcer), Poly (Mr. Small Print) and Me (The Teaboy). We run a decent pub and welcome all sorts - provided they don't start fights or do deals in the toilets. We'll even serve you Southern Softies a Banana Daiquiri, if you behave...
And if you don't? Well, as donegaldan (when he was with us) used to say:
"I have a can of Whoop-ass here with your name on it"