Ya gonna ave to work on that ozzie slang of yours a bit mate.
You sound more like a South African to me ay.
Draw out your A's or drop them all together as in straaaalia instead of Australia.
Put an 'ay' at the end of your sentences when you what somebody to agree.
When you disagree with somebody say 'yeah nah'.
If somebody is a little bit crazy say "your as mad as a cut snake".
A big blow fly is called a "dunny budgie".
And tomato sauce is called 'dead orse' (horse) as in pass the dead orse.
And by the way it is XXXX (Four X) not XXXXX (Five X) and only Queenslanders drink it as it tastes like camel piss. Soon you'll be talkin like one of us aye.