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Old 04 March 2006, 06:15   #1
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Women, I just dont understand them...

Humph!

Well 'er indoors picks up the post this morning and opens the bank statement.

"Excuse me", she says, "we appear to have an extra 350,000.00 in our account."

"Oh don't worry your pretty little head about that", I replied, "it was just a gift from a friend."

"WHAT! THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS? WHO FROM? WHAT FOR? WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?" She shouted at me.

"Well I remortgaged the house and kids, put the money into a dodgy investment scheme and then did a very BIG favour to a mate of mine who is being investigated by the police to earn the money to pay back the mortgage." I explained calmly.

"YOU DID WHAT? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? YOU MUST BE BLOODY STUPID. I SUPPOSE THAT YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T NOTICE THIS DID YOU?" She shouted at me.

Blimey. What an over reaction. Now she says she can't trust me and wants us to 'separate'. Yeah Right! But I bet she will want a share of the money though!

Women...
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... But I bet she will want a share of the money though!
Undoubtedly.

Can you pm me the name of your friend, please?
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Old 04 March 2006, 06:28   #3
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Hi jwalker

Contact him here: sberlusconi@mafia.gov.it

Just mention my name.

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or when your mrs skims u for all that cash give us her phone number!!
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Well I don't believe the poor woman knew ANYTHING about it - I asked my mate Tony and he said there wasn't a problem - God told him she was telling the truth......
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That sums up Blair a treet a bloody clairvoyant the same as his mate.?
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Sorry guys, but I seem to recall that the news nazi has banned any attempt to talk politics and religion on this light, fluffy and superficial forum - so let's get things back on an even keel with the sort of thing we're best at:

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Sorry guys, but I seem to recall that the news nazi has banned any attempt to talk politics and religion on this light, fluffy and superficial forum - so let's get things back on an even keel with the sort of thing we're best at:

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