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04 March 2006, 10:15
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Women, I just dont understand them...
Humph!
Well 'er indoors picks up the post this morning and opens the bank statement.
"Excuse me", she says, "we appear to have an extra £350,000.00 in our account."
"Oh don't worry your pretty little head about that", I replied, "it was just a gift from a friend."
"WHAT! THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS? WHO FROM? WHAT FOR? WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?" She shouted at me.
"Well I remortgaged the house and kids, put the money into a dodgy investment scheme and then did a very BIG favour to a mate of mine who is being investigated by the police to earn the money to pay back the mortgage." I explained calmly.
"YOU DID WHAT? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? YOU MUST BE BLOODY STUPID. I SUPPOSE THAT YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T NOTICE THIS DID YOU?" She shouted at me.
Blimey. What an over reaction. Now she says she can't trust me and wants us to 'separate'. Yeah Right! But I bet she will want a share of the money though!
Women...
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04 March 2006, 10:22
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... But I bet she will want a share of the money though!
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Undoubtedly.
Can you pm me the name of your friend, please? 
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04 March 2006, 10:28
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Hi jwalker
Contact him here: sberlusconi@mafia.gov.it 
Just mention my name.
Keith Hart
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04 March 2006, 10:37
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04 March 2006, 11:01
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Country: UK - England
Town: Reading, Hants
Boat name: Juicy
Make: Sealine F43
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or when your mrs skims u for all that cash give us her phone number!! 
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04 March 2006, 17:46
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Town: swansea
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Well I don't believe the poor woman knew ANYTHING about it - I asked my mate Tony and he said there wasn't a problem - God told him she was telling the truth......
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04 March 2006, 20:53
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With God On Our Side
That sums up Blair a treet a bloody clairvoyant the same as his mate.?
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04 March 2006, 23:25
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Sorry guys, but I seem to recall that the news nazi has banned any attempt to talk politics and religion on this light, fluffy and superficial forum - so let's get things back on an even keel with the sort of thing we're best at:
What sort of two stroke oil do members prefer?
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04 March 2006, 23:50
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Country: UK - England
Town: Reading, Hants
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Sorry guys, but I seem to recall that the news nazi has banned any attempt to talk politics and religion on this light, fluffy and superficial forum - so let's get things back on an even keel with the sort of thing we're best at:
What sort of two stroke oil do members prefer?
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05 March 2006, 00:01
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With God On Our Side
Lets Live Dangerously
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05 March 2006, 02:55
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Originally Posted by Nate
Sorry guys, but I seem to recall that the news nazi has banned any attempt to talk politics and religion on this light, fluffy and superficial forum - so let's get things back on an even keel with the sort of thing we're best at:
What sort of two stroke oil do members prefer?
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Never hear people asking about 6 stroke oil though do you? i reckon it has to be Johnson's...,..
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05 March 2006, 07:15
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Originally Posted by Nate
Sorry guys, but I seem to recall that the news nazi has banned any attempt to talk politics and religion on this light, fluffy and superficial forum - so let's get things back on an even keel with the sort of thing we're best at:
What sort of two stroke oil do members prefer?
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Now, that's more like it! 
John
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