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Old 04 March 2006, 10:15   #1
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Women, I just dont understand them...
Humph!

Well 'er indoors picks up the post this morning and opens the bank statement.

"Excuse me", she says, "we appear to have an extra £350,000.00 in our account."

"Oh don't worry your pretty little head about that", I replied, "it was just a gift from a friend."

"WHAT! THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS? WHO FROM? WHAT FOR? WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?" She shouted at me.

"Well I remortgaged the house and kids, put the money into a dodgy investment scheme and then did a very BIG favour to a mate of mine who is being investigated by the police to earn the money to pay back the mortgage." I explained calmly.

"YOU DID WHAT? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? YOU MUST BE BLOODY STUPID. I SUPPOSE THAT YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T NOTICE THIS DID YOU?" She shouted at me.

Blimey. What an over reaction. Now she says she can't trust me and wants us to 'separate'. Yeah Right! But I bet she will want a share of the money though!

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... But I bet she will want a share of the money though!
Undoubtedly.

Can you pm me the name of your friend, please?
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Hi jwalker

Contact him here: sberlusconi@mafia.gov.it

Just mention my name.

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or when your mrs skims u for all that cash give us her phone number!!
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Well I don't believe the poor woman knew ANYTHING about it - I asked my mate Tony and he said there wasn't a problem - God told him she was telling the truth......
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That sums up Blair a treet a bloody clairvoyant the same as his mate.?
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Sorry guys, but I seem to recall that the news nazi has banned any attempt to talk politics and religion on this light, fluffy and superficial forum - so let's get things back on an even keel with the sort of thing we're best at:

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Sorry guys, but I seem to recall that the news nazi has banned any attempt to talk politics and religion on this light, fluffy and superficial forum - so let's get things back on an even keel with the sort of thing we're best at:

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