Women, I just dont understand them...
Well 'er indoors picks up the post this morning and opens the bank statement.
"Excuse me", she says, "we appear to have an extra £350,000.00 in our account."
"Oh don't worry your pretty little head about that", I replied, "it was just a gift from a friend."
"WHAT! THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS? WHO FROM? WHAT FOR? WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?" She shouted at me.
"Well I remortgaged the house and kids, put the money into a dodgy investment scheme and then did a very BIG favour to a mate of mine who is being investigated by the police to earn the money to pay back the mortgage." I explained calmly.
"YOU DID WHAT? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? YOU MUST BE BLOODY STUPID. I SUPPOSE THAT YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T NOTICE THIS DID YOU?" She shouted at me.
Blimey. What an over reaction. Now she says she can't trust me and wants us to 'separate'. Yeah Right! But I bet she will want a share of the money though!