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Old 20 April 2005, 07:34   #11
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Old 20 April 2005, 10:52   #12
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on the hole he's and a**e hole
arr ay wakk dats a bitt fkin ricch cumin from a scowse gitt. i wennt too a scowse weddin wunce. fuk mee i didunt noe dat yew cud hyre a shel sewt from mosss brosss

i waz inn livverpewl lasst weak deelivverin a lode ov boelin borls. i stopt to elp too scowse kidds dat ad browkin dowen onn a fkin mowtorbyke. de enjin woz shaggid sow i chukt de byke an too kidds in de bakk ov de wagin. i waz runnin layte sow i woz cloggin itt a bitt wen a plodd puld mee inn for de fkin speadin. de plodd woz fromm bellfast soe hee woz. thay av too immport de polissmen into livverpewl cuz de naytivs carnt gett passt de crimminul recawd chekk.

wot yew gott in de bakk ov de wagin he sed. scowser egggs i sed. he ad a luk in de bakk ov de wagin an gott strayt onn iz raydioe. irjent bakk up rekwired irjently he sed. eyve stopt a wagin ful ov scowser eggs an too ov de likkul bastuds av atched an thayve nikt a mowtor byke orlreddy

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Old 20 April 2005, 10:57   #13
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scowse eggs

Bejesus! I remember hearing dat one on me mammys knee. Havnt ye got any up to date wons?
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Old 20 April 2005, 11:06   #14
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Oh Mr Fishy how.......

.........you are slipping in your old age, is this the best you can do ? Still, the oldies are sometimes the best
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Old 22 April 2005, 16:08   #15
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Hey Eyeye,
You remember comparing Garfish to Arthur Mullard?
Well I reckon your not far off, I see Garfish mentioned doing deliveries and I'm sure he tipped a load of hardcore at my place today ( no, the stone variety!)
Really ugly he was, about six foot six, and that was just between the eyes!, his knuckles were just about dragging the ground. I asked ( politely ) if he could tip in a certain spot and after a long pause he said something like
" Don't be a Twatt yew Twatt" and off he went!
Could it have been?
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Old 22 April 2005, 16:24   #16
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I heard dat Garfish is a midget ! So de big fella ye saw couldnt have been him.
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Old 22 April 2005, 16:41   #17
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Did he have a jar of mayo on him by any chance?
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Old 23 April 2005, 04:57   #18
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Old 23 April 2005, 06:03   #19
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[QUOTE]So de big fella ye saw couldnt have been him.
Perhaps not then, but he did seem, well, 'Fik enuff'!
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