Who would be a teacher?

CJL · 09 September 2010, 00:14

Spotted this on another forum and had to share:

CJL · 09 September 2010, 00:15

Some more:

CJL · 09 September 2010, 00:16

Nearly done;

CJL · 09 September 2010, 00:16

and finally;

HUMBER P4VWL · 09 September 2010, 06:18

funny, but it is amazing that all the writing is done in singular print. Do they not teach joined up writing by GCSE/A Level any more?

Tim M · 09 September 2010, 08:46

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Originally Posted by HUMBER P4VWL

funny, but it is amazing that all the writing is done in singular print. Do they not teach joined up writing by GCSE/A Level any more?

My girlfriend is an secondary English teacher in a "challenged" school. Some of the stories are beyond belief. There is one kid (GCSE level) who can't spell his own surname. Yesterday a kid asked how to spell "play". The day before she was told to "suck dick bitch". Nice. I don't remember that sort of thing at school!! Likewise teaching the little darlings how to write full stop is a priority over teaching joined up writing!!

neilda · 09 September 2010, 18:36

I interviewed a graduate some while back who listed as his hobbies and interests:

"I have a good memory and enjoy card games. I am a regular golf player, enjoy music and have a good memory."

willk · 09 September 2010, 18:43

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Originally Posted by neilda

I interviewed a graduate some while back who listed as his hobbies and interests:

"I have a good memory and enjoy card games. I am a regular golf player, enjoy music and have a good memory."

Could have been worse - he might have listed ribs...

SDGANDER · 09 September 2010, 19:22

A 'company' I worked for a while back was interviewing graduates for a 'marine post' the only question one application could come up with when asked if he had any questions for the board was "Will I get o drive the boat?"

SDG

HUMBER P4VWL · 29 September 2010, 13:47

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Originally Posted by SDGANDER

A 'company' I worked for a while back was interviewing graduates for a 'marine post' the only question one application could come up with when asked if he had any questions for the board was "Will I get o drive the boat?"

SDG

First thing I'd ask!

chewy · 29 September 2010, 13:57

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Originally Posted by SDGANDER

A 'company' I worked for a while back was interviewing graduates for a 'marine post' the only question one application could come up with when asked if he had any questions for the board was "Will I get o drive the boat?"

SDG

Wasn't mt mate applying for the post of crew at Humber was it?

jyasaki · 29 September 2010, 15:52

Nice tag line, Chewy.

Poly · 29 September 2010, 17:21

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Originally Posted by jyasaki

Nice tag line, Chewy.

He missed a

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Originally Posted by willk

Chewy is right

last night to add to it...

willk · 29 September 2010, 19:38

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Originally Posted by Polwart

He missed a last night to add to it...

Would ye wheesht, I was worried about that...

chewy · 29 September 2010, 21:19

Never missed Willk's, its just rare for Polly to say I'm right.
Still waiting for DHD to admit I was right about the SR5.4 been rated to 115hp.....

PurpleBoat · 06 October 2010, 16:05

Hahah I saw this online ... my favorite was Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? ... at the bottom

Downhilldai · 06 October 2010, 16:07

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Originally Posted by chewy

Still waiting for DHD to admit I was right about the SR5.4 been rated to 115hp.....

Still waiting to see the photoshop of the CE plate