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05 September 2005, 17:01
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What Caption Can You Come Up With For This
Lets see what funnies this brings out 
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05 September 2005, 18:25
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Country: UK - England
Town: Nutbourne
Boat name: Renegade
Make: Porter
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140 Tohatsu
MMSI: 235022904
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,195
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Volvo's latest Gin Palace incorporates their legendary Side Impact Protection System.
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" Douglas Adams
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05 September 2005, 19:59
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Country: USA
Boat name: Thalassa
Make: RIBCRAFT
Length: 5m +
Engine: Honda 115 4 stroke
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 369
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Cutting Edge Technology: HCCS: The Hover Craft Protection System
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05 September 2005, 20:16
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Country: UK - England
Town: PORTSMOUTH
Make: Avon 5.4, Avon 3.4,
Length: 5m +
Engine: Yamaha 90, Merc 30
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,976
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Interesting fender
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05 September 2005, 20:17
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Country: UK - Wales
Town: swansea
Boat name: Too Blue
Make: BLANK
Length: 8m +
Engine: Suzuki DT225
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 12,791
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NCAP latest test
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05 September 2005, 21:08
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Country: UK - England
Town: Nr Faversham, Kent
Boat name: C Rider
Make: Avon
Length: 5m +
Engine: Yam 80
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 513
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Comes with motorised pasarell.
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New meaning to "slam dunk"
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Searider - The Best 5.4 x Far
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05 September 2005, 21:38
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Country: UK - England
Town: SOUTHAMPTON AREA
Boat name: none
Make: bombard sib
Length: 3m +
Engine: petrol 15/3.5
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Darling,you know you told me to make sure I didnt miss the boat.
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Bob wasnt the best learner driver she had ever taught.
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05 September 2005, 21:51
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Country: UK - England
Town: Dorset
Length: 4m +
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1,410
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An OAP gets to grips with an automatic transmission.
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05 September 2005, 22:05
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Country: USA
Boat name: Thalassa
Make: RIBCRAFT
Length: 5m +
Engine: Honda 115 4 stroke
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Darling,you know you told me to make sure I didnt miss the boat.
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hahahahha...i acutaly laughed out loud on that one 
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06 September 2005, 11:16
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Country: UK - Wales
Length: no boat
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Well it was you who told me to park by the bridge 
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06 September 2005, 11:28
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Country: UK - England
Town: romsey
Boat name: marlin monroe
Make: ribcraft
Length: 4m +
Engine: honda 50
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 98
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"I bet he drinks Carling Black Label!"
"Beam me up now Scottie!"
"I used to be shortsighted but I'm alright now...."
(and the ever predictable, yes I know it's been used before.......)
"He should have gone to Spec Savers"
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06 September 2005, 12:48
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Country: UK - England
Town: Nutbourne
Boat name: Renegade
Make: Porter
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140 Tohatsu
MMSI: 235022904
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,195
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President Bush experiences difficulties in reaching New Orleans.
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" Douglas Adams
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06 September 2005, 13:55
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Member
Country: Other
Make: Ribtec
Length: 7m +
Engine: Yamaha F225
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 411
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Anne Robinson " And this is how I used to look before my facelift...."
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06 September 2005, 14:51
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Nutbourne
Boat name: Renegade
Make: Porter
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140 Tohatsu
MMSI: 235022904
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,195
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"We were lucky to find a space here, I'll just nip out and get the car park ticket
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" Douglas Adams
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06 September 2005, 16:01
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Leicester
Boat name: Vixen
Make: Ribcraft
Length: 6m +
Engine: Suzuki OB 175
MMSI: 235071839
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 1,624
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"I thought "P" on gear stick meant it parked automatically too"
"Err no madam that's Starboard not Carboard"
"Dad I think I got the polarity on the compass wrong"
"Small blister in gel coat turns out to be Carbungle"
"Be amazed at our super strength anodes"
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New boat is here, very happy!
Simon
www.luec.org
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06 September 2005, 16:19
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Bucks
Boat name: Blue & Ding Dong
Make: Ribeye,SR4 & Bombard
Length: 6m +
Engine: 115,50 & 15Hp Yams
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 3,252
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Anther one for you!
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06 September 2005, 16:20
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Bucks
Boat name: Blue & Ding Dong
Make: Ribeye,SR4 & Bombard
Length: 6m +
Engine: 115,50 & 15Hp Yams
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 3,252
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And some more!
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06 September 2005, 16:21
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Dorset
Length: 4m +
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1,410
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A new revolutionary bow thruster from .......
The local harbour master does not take kindly on non paying visitors!
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06 September 2005, 16:35
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Cumbria
Length: 4m +
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 126
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Design flaws soon became apparent on the new Irish ferry............
"...and approxiamately what speed would you say the boat was doing when it jumped out and hit you madam?"
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06 September 2005, 17:07
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: romsey
Boat name: marlin monroe
Make: ribcraft
Length: 4m +
Engine: honda 50
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 98
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I'm not stepping out into THAT puddle!
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