Originally Posted by Knot Yet
Odd request but the 14 year old Knot Yet Monster is rather attached to his old Ocean Race Polo Shirt, Mum on the other hand would like to bin it as it's old and grotty - any ideas where we could buy a new Polo Shirt for Christmas
Ooo! Take away his happiness and buy him misery.... let's see, is it Christmas again then? Thanks KY, you have provided a vital piece of evidence for my latest theory:
i.e., Christmas is all Wimmin's Fault
I will spare you all my full thoughts and deliberations on this one but lads, think about it....
... if there were no wimmin from 1 December to 1 January, Christmas would start after work (3pm) on Christmas Eve and be celebrated effortlessly in the nearest pub until, oh, about 1400hrs on Boxing Day, followed by a nice rib raid and a cup of tea. New Year would be run along similar lines (if it ain't broke, etc).