This isn't a windup. man has sex with bicycle.

[Nos4r2]

BBC news link

Now, I know what he was doing is a bit odd but surely if he was doing it in the privacy of his own room it's no-one else's problem...?

[Neil Harvey]

read about that elsewhere yesterday. Apparently, he was in some sort of "hostel", which is classified as a public place...so...
does seem strange to give him a record for it though, hardly fair...

[Nos4r2]

I think I'd be more peed off at being put on the sex offenders register!

[Tim M]

I read this on the bbc website a few days ago. Bizarre.

[Neil Harvey]

Originally Posted by Nos4r2

I think I'd be more peed off at being put on the sex offenders register!

forgot that bit...utter lunacy...

[Rogue Wave]

do you know what sort of lubricunt he used! was it Casrol, Fuckhams or Rocksoff Oil

[havener]

I remember a while back a man was convicted of having sex with a pavement (he regularly lay down in the street and w@nked off on the ground) - the story was most memorable due to a wonderful, one assumes unintented, quote which went along the lines of "police received help from the public which led to the man being fingered later on..."

Which he may or may not have enjoyed

[yoyo]

WOW, that bike looks well fit.....

[The Jackeens]

There was an old Irish book about a policeman gradually turning into his bicycle but that may have been more about excessive devotion to duty...

Written by Flann O Brien or someone.

[matt h]

guess it was "wheely" good!!
as long as you can "handle" it,
suppose i "spoke" to soon!!
i guess he was in the "frame"