The Perfect Wife

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Looking for new headphones and came accross this.

She can't talk...
Can't go shopping...
Spends no money...
Won't crash your car...
Doesn't flirt with other men...
Floats...
Low maintenance for an easy life. Surely the dream woman?

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/...e/Product.html

Her in doors Cant understand why she is dearer than the Perfect Husband

All your friends will like him...
He won't upset your parents...
Always willing to please...
He's not really into his football...
Never breaks wind...
Eternally faithful...
Good listener...
Useful flotation device...surely the perfect man?

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/...archtype=genre


Still have`nt found the headphones