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Old 21 September 2005, 02:23   #1
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The Hopkins Diet!

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Dr. Hopkins shares his secrets in the previously unpublished ‘Hopkins Diet’ (now a 49p bestseller in ASDA!)

The all-inclusive break in the bracing North Sea includes full board, regular seaweed wraps and daily watersports under the watchful eye of your Personal Trainer (fondly known as ‘Breeze Block’).

The superb menu includes tempting seafood specials from an extremely inventive Chinese chef (e.g. ‘Dead Porpoise Floating Past’) all served onboard the Cruiser (which our chef imaginatively refers to as the ‘Surprise Ship’).

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Previous tomes by this popular author including ‘Diving from your RIB in Alum Bay’ and the well-known collection of his Essays : ‘On Marine Radio Manufacturers’ as well as ‘Where’s my Feckin Boat Gone?’ (an exhaustive list of Welsh Swearwords) are sadly out of print (some might indeed say unprintable).

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Old 21 September 2005, 04:01   #2
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Blimey he has lost weight , can his secret elixor be bottled or would that just be taking the ........ anyway, could make a fortune and possibly enough to buy even half a Scorpion
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Old 21 September 2005, 18:20   #3
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Blimey he has lost weight
And from tonight's inspection we noticed he's beautifully exfoliated also.

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I havent been anywhere near a tube of Immac
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Breeze Block and the guys are going to love your new lisp.

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Breeze Block and the guys are going to love your new lisp.

At least I can't pronounce the word Benevolence anymore! (could never spell it either!

Paul I shall send you one of those magic Laundry bags as soon as I get aboard!
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