Originally posted by DepSol
John Fuller Sh*t.dom
Well that's certainly original dom-dom, I've never heard that one before! your wit is truly breathtaking, on a par I would say, with the youngest child to come up with that masterful and cutting line when I was at primary school.
There was a kid at school called Ian Pratt, no doubt you could have come up with a blindingly original line for him too!
I wouldn't bother calling the comedy store just yet, stick to flogging ya wonder (allegedly)stuff.
signed: 'Johnny bag fuller'
(another fine piece of playground wit from a 10 year old, that you'll no doubt fall about laughing at)
PS. do you still watch blue peter?