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Old 06 October 2004, 04:22   #21
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I am going to regret this Carl.....
Your signature..........in what way?......It's all over quickly and costs you a fortune?
well i could say that it lasts about an hour............yeah baby........but takes about 10 hours of hard labor afterwards to get her back in the condition she was before.........and yes costs a bomb.....................ah i understand why she is called explosion now..................i could go on and on,but if you ever see the fast show look out for swiss tony,the very funny car dealer,basically everything in life is............RATHER LIKE MAKING LOVE TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
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Old 06 October 2004, 05:19   #22
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.i could go on and on,but if you ever see the fast show look out for swiss tony,the very funny car dealer,basically everything in life is............RATHER LIKE MAKING LOVE TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

Some Quotes from the Great Man.....

... is like making love to a beautiful woman...


MAKING COFFEE

Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got
to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and
firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put
in the milk.

LAYING A CARPET

Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You
check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over
her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

PUTTING UP A TENT

Putting up a tent, Paul, is... very much like making love to a Beautiful
woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'... slip in to the
old bag.

WASHING A CAR

Washing a car, Paul, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give
every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet
sponge.

ANSWERING THE PHONE

Answering the phone, Paul, is... a little like making love to a beautiful
woman. In that you've gotta... lift the receiver, put it to your ear,
speak... loudly and clearly... oh, yes - and don't forget to state your
name.

BEING IN THERAPY

And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You... get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions,
probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.

BEING IN A CRASH

Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual
carriage-way, Paul, is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a
rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as
possible.

GOING FISHING

Of course, Paul. As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know,
I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a
beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull
back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up
whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that
there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is
usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait,
and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.
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Old 06 October 2004, 07:00   #23
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well i could say that it lasts about an hour............yeah baby........but takes about 10 hours of hard labor afterwards to get her back in the condition she was before.........and yes costs a bomb.....................ah i understand why she is called explosion now..................i could go on and on,but if you ever see the fast show look out for swiss tony,the very funny car dealer,basically everything in life is............RATHER LIKE MAKING LOVE TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

Ahhhhh, all is clear. Ta
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Well, as an "A level" student, I can't say the student life is exactly a walk in the park!

Currently I have a 1500 word essey on "development" hanging over me for an unreasonable teacher who used to be a corperate laywer and is going to absoltuly kill me if I don't do it (and I'm probably not going to!).

I have a design project to do on "printing" - it was set four weeks ago to be in this Friday, but of course, I havn't done it (I spend all my free's on RIBnet) so Ive got to try and cram four weeks work into one day.

The school boat club is pressuring me to sort out three boats which need attention, which will occupy my frees tomorrow so I can't make a start on that design project.

And becasue of all this (and untimlatly, it's all RIBnets fault!) I'm suffering from sleep deprevation.

Uni sounds terrible to me; we had a talk this afternoon about half of us are going to get clamidia, 1 in ten are going to get pregnant, and we're probably all going to get scervey due to a diet of alchohol and pot noodles!

In conclusion, being a student sucks!
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Well, as an "A level" student, I can't say the student life is exactly a walk in the park!

Currently I have a 1500 word essey on "development" hanging over me for an unreasonable teacher who used to be a corperate laywer and is going to absoltuly kill me if I don't do it (and I'm probably not going to!).

I have a design project to do on "printing" - it was set four weeks ago to be in this Friday, but of course, I havn't done it (I spend all my free's on RIBnet) so Ive got to try and cram four weeks work into one day.

The school boat club is pressuring me to sort out three boats which need attention, which will occupy my frees tomorrow so I can't make a start on that design project.

And becasue of all this (and untimlatly, it's all RIBnets fault!) I'm suffering from sleep deprevation.

Uni sounds terrible to me; we had a talk this afternoon about half of us are going to get clamidia, 1 in ten are going to get pregnant, and we're probably all going to get scervey due to a diet of alchohol and pot noodles!

In conclusion, being a student sucks!
Go & get a job then!!
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I have; I'm also managing director of a Limited company.....
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I have; I'm also managing director of a Limited company.....
MD of that?
Well done on the ice cream front!
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Old 06 October 2004, 11:55   #28
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I have; I'm also managing director of a Limited company.....
so am i,and it dont mean jack,at 150quid ago get a couple on the go
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Uni sounds terrible to me; we had a talk this afternoon about half of us are going to get clamidia, 1 in ten are going to get pregnant....In conclusion, being a student sucks!
Ah Godhelpus

Let me take one worry away.

Your chances of getting pregnant are reasonably remote.

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so am i,and it dont mean jack,at 150quid ago get a couple on the go
Indeed, but mine actually trades (and it seems to impressed the ladies at school ) PS. thanks for the -ve repuation point.

Thanks Nick

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