After a few tough days having to work

, so my usual RIBnet perusal has had to be somewhat shortened I log on at 5.30 this morning to find RIBnet has an identity thief ... they''ve stolen my dog
So if anyone notices a long haird blond RIBnet user with a slightly stained and dribbly beard please could they contact the Horsham Identity theft hotline on 999666999 and log the following details:
When they were spotted
What they were saying at the time
Any other information
There is a reward of a Guiness Four Pack and a sack of James Wellbeloved
Jxx