Someones pinched my dogs ID!!

Knot Yet · 11 February 2010, 05:15

After a few tough days having to work

, so my usual RIBnet perusal has had to be somewhat shortened I log on at 5.30 this morning to find RIBnet has an identity thief ... they''ve stolen my dog

So if anyone notices a long haird blond RIBnet user with a slightly stained and dribbly beard please could they contact the Horsham Identity theft hotline on 999666999 and log the following details:

When they were spotted
What they were saying at the time
Any other information

There is a reward of a Guiness Four Pack and a sack of James Wellbeloved

Jxx

JSP · 11 February 2010, 07:49

Never ever leave a photo of your dog on here when the Irish are about!!

Poly · 11 February 2010, 08:10

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Originally Posted by Knot Yet

So if anyone notices a long haird blond RIBnet user with a slightly stained and dribbly beard please could they contact the Horsham Identity theft hotline on 999666999 and log the following details:

You're going to need to be more specific than that - there were quite a few ribnetters fitting that decription in real life even before you joined!

biffer · 11 February 2010, 08:16

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Originally Posted by Polwart

You're going to need to be more specific than that - there were quite a few ribnetters fitting that decription in real life even before you joined!

if you hadn't deleted our postings the other day you would know that the kys and wilk have the same dog, unless i'm wrong again, 4th cuppa, alright now

Poly · 11 February 2010, 08:27

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Originally Posted by biffer

if you hadn't deleted our postings the other day you would know that the kys and wilk have the same dog, unless i'm wrong again, 4th cuppa, alright now

once again you've missed the humour - maybe you should try a different brew - you're cuppa's seem to be getting you awful worked up.

biffer · 11 February 2010, 08:34

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Originally Posted by Polwart

once again you've missed the humour - maybe you should try a different brew - you're cuppa's seem to be getting you awful worked up.

yes, the boys said that this morn and i've just been handed yet another cuppa, i showed the posts to the lads and once pointed out they all got it, but the one who got it first said quote he's too clever to be a joker, and i'm gonna sack im later for being a smart arse

Knot Yet · 11 February 2010, 09:31

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Originally Posted by biffer

yes, the boys said that this morn and i've just been handed yet another cuppa, i showed the posts to the lads and once pointed out they all got it, but the one who got it first said quote he's too clever to be a joker, and i'm gonna sack im later for being a smart arse

poor Biff, have another cup of tea luvvy

Polwart - Biff is slowly coming to terms with having taken on our RIB to make sea worthy so it's not the cuppas getting him worked up its the nightmare he's just inherited

Knot Yet · 11 February 2010, 09:32

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Originally Posted by JSP

Never ever leave a photo of your dog on here when the Irish are about!!

JSP · 11 February 2010, 09:48

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Originally Posted by Knot Yet

poor Biff, have another cup of tea luvvy

Polwart - Biff is slowly coming to terms with having taken on our RIB to make sea worthy so it's not the cuppas getting him worked up its the nightmare he's just inherited

Seaworthy? What have I missed? I thought you'd got yourself a good buy?

chewy · 11 February 2010, 09:54

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Originally Posted by JSP

Seaworthy? What have I missed? I thought you'd got yourself a good buy?

Think its just fuel tanks?

Knot Yet · 11 February 2010, 09:57

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Originally Posted by JSP

Seaworthy? What have I missed? I thought you'd got yourself a good buy?

We have - lol - Biff is sorting the engine and fuel issues and checking out the high voltage error, plus fitting an aux bracket, cleaning, polishing and generally everything I haven't managed to get Darren to do

The difference of course is that Biff tells me NO if I get too demanding - he don't take prisoners

, just having to make sure Darren doesn't spend too long talking to Biff as he's a bad influence on a well trained hubby

Poly · 11 February 2010, 10:10

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Originally Posted by Knot Yet

We have - lol - Biff is sorting the engine and fuel issues and checking out the high voltage error, plus fitting an aux bracket, cleaning, polishing and generally everything I haven't managed to get Darren to do

Biffer's likely to do a proper job - this might get you chucked out the searider club - I suppose you can always ask him to hide any shiny bits in duck tape.

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Originally Posted by biffer

but the one who got it first said quote he's too clever to be a joker, and i'm gonna sack im later for being a smart arse

you can always stick a bit of duck tape over his mouth too

Knot Yet · 11 February 2010, 10:17

Bugger hadn't though of that

biffer · 11 February 2010, 10:23

you can always stick a bit of duck tape over his mouth too [/QUOTE]

i said smart arse not mouth, i'm not going there with duck tape!... on second thoughts.

while i have your eye ky, i'm going too push your boat in the shed when i go off skiing, is there anything you want to do with it beforehand. got my brother coming over to look after the animals but he won't open the shed for anyone

chewy · 11 February 2010, 10:26

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Originally Posted by Polwart

Biffer's likely to do a proper job - this might get you chucked out the searider club - I suppose you can always ask him to hide any shiny bits in duck tape.

You stick to your floating tupperware and eggwhisk!

biffer · 11 February 2010, 10:32

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Originally Posted by Knot Yet

We have - lol - Biff is sorting the engine and fuel issues and checking out the high voltage error, plus fitting an aux bracket, cleaning, polishing and generally everything I haven't managed to get Darren to do

The difference of course is that Biff tells me NO if I get too demanding - he don't take prisoners

, just having to make sure Darren doesn't spend too long talking to Biff as he's a bad influence on a well trained hubby

gonna have a serious talk with Darren, how come you use the boat and he cleans and polishes it, don't worry got all summer to put him right!

Knot Yet · 11 February 2010, 10:40

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Originally Posted by biffer

gonna have a serious talk with Darren, how come you use the boat and he cleans and polishes it, don't worry got all summer to put him right!

And I thought it was such a good idea

Enjoy the skiing Biff and no worries re the RIB - thank you for popping her in the shed really appreciated - and we won't need anything from her

wiLlfish · 11 February 2010, 12:15

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Originally Posted by Knot Yet

I log on at 5.30 this morning to find RIBnet has an identity thief ... they''ve stolen my dog

There is a reward of a Guiness Four Pack and a sack of James Wellbeloved

Jxx

i seen yowre doggie byin stowle heer http://rib.net/forum/showthread.php?t=34221

fkk mee guiness an spudds yew wyll get thowsinds of tykes from de iorish nobburs

wiLf

Knot Yet · 11 February 2010, 18:43

What have you done to that poor dog!!!!!

Very funny William now get back in your box

wiLlfish · 11 February 2010, 19:04

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Originally Posted by Knot Yet

What have you done to that poor dog!!!!!

itts sow peepul carnt recognize im wen heez onn a blagg wiv mi dadd

hee duzunt wont polis doggs cumin rownd de howse too arest im

wiLf