Rogue wave Finally Gets it

Chris · 06 October 2008, 19:33

inspired

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJB-iXHapyc

Pete7 · 06 October 2008, 19:42

Very good

We miss the wee Welshman on here

[YOUTUBE]kJB-iXHapyc[/YOUTUBE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJB-iXHapyc

jwalker · 06 October 2008, 22:33

Pete, that just reminded me. Did anyone hear the outcome of the pirates who took over the vessel containing the armoury a few days ago?

Pete7 · 07 October 2008, 08:37

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Originally Posted by jwalker

Pete, that just reminded me. Did anyone hear the outcome of the pirates who took over the vessel containing the armoury a few days ago?

No but was their anything in particular you were after. We could do you a nice line in one of these

Jelly · 07 October 2008, 11:03

JW
Short answer is its still there no change.

http://africa.reuters.com/wire/news/usnL764780.html
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5...b1nnO_mVzJphvg
Jelly

jwalker · 07 October 2008, 11:11

Thanks to both of you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete7

No but was their anything in particular you were after. We could do you a nice line in one of these

I take it you've still got links with the armed forces, Pete?

Pete7 · 07 October 2008, 17:33

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Originally Posted by jwalker

Thanks to both of you. I take it you've still got links with the armed forces, Pete?

Yes, they pay slightly better than Rogue Wave did

they also give you holidays which is kinda nice.

Pete

Rogue Wave · 08 October 2008, 11:34

We pay good money Half a monkey a day and all the talc you can force up your hooter oh yeah and Finnish Cuisine which is probaly where the monkey's other half went

The Garfish · 08 October 2008, 18:53

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Originally Posted by Rogue Wave

all the talc you can force up your hooter

yorr shipmaits woz tryin too tel yew sumfink wen thay talcumd yew yew nobbur

yew stinnk

garF

ollyit · 09 October 2008, 08:49

ahhh gags at work, class! - love the talcumpowder effect, I think the jackass boys call it "antiquing" dont they, making something, usually someone asleep look very old but pelting them with talc!

heres a snippet of our work place targetting the office nerd

tinker · 09 October 2008, 18:30

Seen it done with an oxygen/acetylene mix in a black bin liner, A cable into the liner with a bit of fuse wire between live and neutral + a plug on the other end, waiting to be switched on at the right moment.

ollyit · 10 October 2008, 12:39

doh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cNWa7_t9-A

Bigmuz7 · 10 October 2008, 16:38

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Originally Posted by tinker

Seen it done with an oxygen/acetylene mix in a black bin liner, A cable into the liner with a bit of fuse wire between live and neutral + a plug on the other end, waiting to be switched on at the right moment.

That'll be a serious 'bang'

tinker · 12 October 2008, 14:33

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Originally Posted by Bigmuz7

That'll be a serious 'bang'

Oh it was, trick was to get em while the locker door was closed, all the graphite powder came floating down from the steel work.
It was when I worked for british steel. They also used to get up to some tricks with the hilti gun charges. One night someone placed them on nearly all the heaters in the factory, in the morning the heaters got switched on, the hilti charges heated up and after about ten minutes it was like a battlefield. Factory long gone now, wonder why?

Hightower · 12 October 2008, 17:38

Marigold Glove attatched to an air line hose. Place this in an old style galvanised bin and wait till someone walks past. We did this and blew the lid off the bin with a load bang. The Lid hit the ceiling, smashing a strip light and then comming back down and hitting the guy on the head

Downhilldai · 12 October 2008, 19:45

We rolled a big banger (firework, not sausage

) under the door of a portaloo in a French car park, when my mate was in there. He was sitting there, looked down and noticed the banger a microsecond before...........

Got rid of his constipation.

The people in the car park couldn't believe it - they must have thought we were terrorists when they saw us running away, followed by this almighty BANG

Nos4r2 · 12 October 2008, 20:24

We just used to drop big rocks down the vent in portaloos while someone was on there. They make quite a splash...

Bigmuz7 · 12 October 2008, 21:46

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Originally Posted by Nos4r2

We just used to drop big rocks down the vent in portaloos while someone was on there. They make quite a splash...

YUK !!

Limey Linda · 12 October 2008, 22:28

Place two of those little packets of ketchup/mustard/ from macdonalds under each of the front two feet of a toilet seat.

Hightower · 13 October 2008, 16:27

Whilst we're talking Toilets. As a child my Father used to send crumpled up paper that had been set on fire down a little steam like gully that went inder a row of toilet blocks during WWII. That gives new meaning to sore bums

09 October 2008, 18:30	#11
tinker Member Country: UK - England Town: Brum Boat name: UTV Make: zodiac FR Length: 3m + Engine: 2 stroke 15hp MMSI: 999 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 537	Seen it done with an oxygen/acetylene mix in a black bin liner, A cable into the liner with a bit of fuse wire between live and neutral + a plug on the other end, waiting to be switched on at the right moment. __________________ Big waves, small boat ;)

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Hightower Member Country: UK - England Town: Fareham Length: 6m + Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 7,866	Marigold Glove attatched to an air line hose. Place this in an old style galvanised bin and wait till someone walks past. We did this and blew the lid off the bin with a load bang. The Lid hit the ceiling, smashing a strip light and then comming back down and hitting the guy on the head __________________ Andy Looks Slow but is Fast Member of the ebay Blue RIB cover club.

12 October 2008, 19:45	#16
Downhilldai Member Country: UK - Wales Town: West Wales Make: Vipermax 5.8, SR4.7 Length: 5m + Engine: 150 Opti, F50EFi Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 6,299	We rolled a big banger (firework, not sausage) under the door of a portaloo in a French car park, when my mate was in there. He was sitting there, looked down and noticed the banger a microsecond before........... Got rid of his constipation. The people in the car park couldn't believe it - they must have thought we were terrorists when they saw us running away, followed by this almighty BANG __________________

12 October 2008, 22:28	#19
Limey Linda Member Country: Other Town: San Carlos, Mexico Boat name: INDE Make: LOMAC 730 Length: 7m + Engine: 200 Merc. MMSI: Please press 1 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,688	Place two of those little packets of ketchup/mustard/ from macdonalds under each of the front two feet of a toilet seat. __________________ Running around like a head with it's chicken cut off.

13 October 2008, 16:27	#20
Hightower Member Country: UK - England Town: Fareham Length: 6m + Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 7,866	Whilst we're talking Toilets. As a child my Father used to send crumpled up paper that had been set on fire down a little steam like gully that went inder a row of toilet blocks during WWII. That gives new meaning to sore bums __________________ Andy Looks Slow but is Fast Member of the ebay Blue RIB cover club.

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