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Old 09 March 2004, 17:25   #1
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that geeza in the orange beeny looks like the bloke who mugged me and knicked my laptop 2 months ago !!! he was wearing an identicla beeny !!!!
Mr Rat, I must apologise for the incident.

No hard feeings, eh?

It is me who has lost out in the long run. I have had to leave the UK to hide in South Africa. Please do not reveal my past to my employers.

I hope you were able to make a full insurance claim.

Orange Beeny.
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Old 09 March 2004, 17:38   #2
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Old 09 March 2004, 18:06   #3
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Mr Paul,

This is no laughing matter.

You will see that in the picture where I am next to the Greek Falcon rep, he is wearing a very nice Rolex wrist watch.

No more.

I am sorry to say that I cannot help myself. But I am informed that you and a friend can help me "fence" the gear in a location called Worsley.

I shall send the watch to be collected by you at Fareham post office.

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Old 09 March 2004, 18:18   #4
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Please can you send me the postage as I have not been able to get an advance on my wages here. And as a demaonstration of your trustworthiness, please send £300 against the value of this fine watch.

£350 will cover it. Send to Mr Beeny at the factory.

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Old 10 March 2004, 01:30   #5
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Behave you old 'has-beeny'

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Old 10 March 2004, 03:04   #6
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£350 will cover it. Send to Mr Beeny at the factory.OB.
Think that Rolex worth’s more than that is gold, quite new and with blue plaque.

May I suggest that you consider purchasing my 10 year old Seamaster for a mere £700?

By the way while I was there I managed to lose my gold Mont Blank pen did you nicked that one too Mr Beeny?
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Old 10 March 2004, 03:07   #7
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Beeny

I’ve forwarded your current location to a close friend of mine at Interpol who's very interested in talking to you; local SA police should be kicking your door in at any time now!!

If you’re ever back over this way can i please have my laptop back as it took me years to acquire the vast amount of porn on the hard drive which is completely irreplaceable?




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Old 10 March 2004, 03:24   #8
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Mr Manos,
You are a honorable man, unlike that Mr Paul Jakeen who was trying to stich me up. if you can get a better price from the rolex then I shall send it to you.

I willmake a good job of your new ribs

you don't need to send cash as i already lifted your visa card when you visited us so thank you for the new hifi

i had my eye on your mount blank but the rep from Greece beet me to it. You need to be wary of your friends mr Manos
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Old 10 March 2004, 03:28   #9
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Mr Rat,

That is indeed a fine colection, but what strange taste you have! those donkeys will need counselling after that ordeal. I'm sure i recognised you in some of the photos, did you do a lot of training to hold such a strange position?


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Old 10 March 2004, 03:29   #10
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