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Old 08 December 2005, 03:56   #21
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Now what's the NAME of the thread from?
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[The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain [Palin] enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles [Jones] has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang [Gilliam] is just Cardinal Fang]


Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

[The Inquisition exits]

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Old 08 December 2005, 05:22   #22
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Is there any truth in the rumor that the identitiy of the gArfish is kept in a locked vault along with the secret recipe for Kentuky fried chicken, Coca-Cola and the identity of the person who assasinated President Kennedy
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Old 08 December 2005, 12:15   #23
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and the identity of the person who assasinated President Kennedy
gArffey isn't to partial to people knowing it was him
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Old 08 December 2005, 14:27   #24
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gArffey isn't to partial to people knowing it was him
itt wazunt mi fult.

i woz owt cullin ribnobburs wen sum twatt sed..... luk.... thers JK.

wivowt finkin i jus lett ripp wiv de shewter


oooops. rong JK


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Old 09 December 2005, 03:13   #25
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Do you mean this?




Hehehehe

Yes !

Thanks for finding it !

A pre-work laugh

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