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Old 07 December 2005, 11:29   #11
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I was told who gArf was.........

...........but then I was taken to a dark room for a very long time. I had some very strange dreams there and I don't seem to remember who he/she or it is any more.
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Old 07 December 2005, 12:03   #12
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I was taken to a dark room

yus. yew waz hipnotized an tuk too a stait ov de arrt opperaytin theeter {axshully itt woz rowgwaivs shedd) wher yorr hed woz opend upp wiv a dremmel an de parrt ov yorr brayn dat storrs infawmashun woz reemovid wiv mi nayzel hare tweezirs. yorr hed woz stapuld upp wiv stapuls(316 grayd).

wee ait de brayns wiv sum farva beens an a nise chiannty

gArf

s.p. ifn eny nobbur wonts too bi mee a crismus pressent, i av losst mi tweezirs
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i av losst mi tweezirs
Could Mr Halliday please report to the X Ray Department urgently because ........
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Old 07 December 2005, 13:06   #14
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I think a few of us know who garfie is but is better to keep the mystery going.

a couple of slipups over the last 2 months have given it away. is fun and garf has a top notch sense of humour....keep it going
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Old 07 December 2005, 15:22   #15
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Hehehe


Funny posts !
gArf I don't think it's you either

The identity of JK's court jester should be protected.
Official Secrets Act an' all that

One thing for sure...(s)he/it is a comedy genius.

Title of this thread from another set of comedy geniuses/genii .
Who was that then?



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Thee Skarlet Pimpkinell

dey seex im ere
dey seex im therr
hee iz eezy too fynd
wiv is lonng nazal air

therrs themm thatt knoze
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ay powem bye Suart Hopkins ajed 53 annd free quorters eye fink

komedy jeanious'ss waz Montye Pythonn . wot av eye wun thenn
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Old 07 December 2005, 15:29   #17
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Magnum Opus

Superb work Monsieur Wave

Poet Laureate for RN methinks

Now what's the NAME of the thread from?

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Old 07 December 2005, 17:02   #18
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A magnumM Owpuss iz a verry nise chok eise
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That's a magnum. And they are delicious. Did Breeze Block hand them round for pudding if you were nice to the divers?

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de ownly fing de blockbreeze anded rownd waz de twenntee lashis ov de owpuss ov nein tayls. e fawt keelhawlin waz gud forr de sprit, I discusssd dis wiv im onse, itt wazn't ay nise chatt!

"eye downt fink de lasshes is good for morall" eye sayz
" downt bee a twatt yoo twatt, itt mayks mee appy" e sayz

Nekst fing eye noze eye amm clappd inn de irons ( eye meen de ironn chaynes and nott de Ironn oofs!) annd aving a reeplay ov mi ownly tripp onn Zebbideedoodah.
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