Mildly Smutty Names

[Bittentobuggery]

Found myself mildly amused at a well endowed BA hostess with a spoof nametag that read

Norma Snockers

so I researched some other silly names and came up with these 2 gems

Gloria Stitts

Shaw Twilley


By the way, how are you Stu ?

[Bern Hanreck]

Do you remember that great Benny Hill sketch , where the lovely lass goes out of one door marked " Push " , through another marked " Pull " and straight into Benny . Trouble was she had a big name badge on her glorious chest marked " Pat " .

[chewy]

Theys a boat down the Mumbles called "Itchy Pussy" and another thats been in the mags called "Cupid Stunt"

[BassBoy]

Sad to say, I have seen albeit some years ago......

'Betty Swolox'
and
'Leggs Apart'

Just imagine calling Portland or Solent CG.

Are there now 'restrictions' imposed by the appropriate authorities on registering 'obscene' boat names? (Doug Storm or Paul G might have the answer)

[Bigmuz7]

Funnily, in life I've never met a 'Mike Hunt' yet, but I bet someone somewhere with that name has invented a hedge/bush trimmer thats been called after him

[hobbit555]

hoof hearted

cunning stunts

[Hightower]

There used to be a Kite shop in Salsbury called Cunning Stunts.

You try swapping the St and c around and then trying to say the correct name again

[Tim M]

I've seen a "Norfolk and good" and a sister boats "blow" and "swallow". In fact all property of a certain rowing club in Norwich!

[Downhilldai]

Originally Posted by Bigmuz7

Funnily, in life I've never met a 'Mike Hunt' ..

Have you met his brother: Isaac?

[tim griffin]

Sheila Blige on a Boat in Cowes
Tim