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Old 26 November 2008, 10:11   #1
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Mildly Smutty Names

Found myself mildly amused at a well endowed BA hostess with a spoof nametag that read

Norma Snockers

so I researched some other silly names and came up with these 2 gems

Gloria Stitts

Shaw Twilley


By the way, how are you Stu ?
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Old 26 November 2008, 10:24   #2
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Do you remember that great Benny Hill sketch , where the lovely lass goes out of one door marked " Push " , through another marked " Pull " and straight into Benny . Trouble was she had a big name badge on her glorious chest marked " Pat " .
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Old 26 November 2008, 12:40   #3
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Theys a boat down the Mumbles called "Itchy Pussy" and another thats been in the mags called "Cupid Stunt"
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Old 26 November 2008, 13:47   #4
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Betty and Leggs

Sad to say, I have seen albeit some years ago......

'Betty Swolox'
and
'Leggs Apart'

Just imagine calling Portland or Solent CG.

Are there now 'restrictions' imposed by the appropriate authorities on registering 'obscene' boat names? (Doug Storm or Paul G might have the answer)
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Old 26 November 2008, 14:15   #5
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Funnily, in life I've never met a 'Mike Hunt' yet, but I bet someone somewhere with that name has invented a hedge/bush trimmer thats been called after him
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Old 26 November 2008, 14:28   #6
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cunning stunts
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Old 26 November 2008, 14:36   #7
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There used to be a Kite shop in Salsbury called Cunning Stunts.

You try swapping the St and c around and then trying to say the correct name again
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I've seen a "Norfolk and good" and a sister boats "blow" and "swallow". In fact all property of a certain rowing club in Norwich!
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Old 26 November 2008, 18:37   #9
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Funnily, in life I've never met a 'Mike Hunt' ..
Have you met his brother: Isaac?
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