Middle Aged at 55.

[Paul Cannell]

Too fecking late here!! I'll console myself with a couple of large Islay's knowing that it's not going to harm my life expectancy

[Dhf]

Well I was feeling good reading through this post, thinking yipee 13yr to half way mark..then I decided to check expectancy in Wales.........seems i'm already 3yr in.
Advice for those in Scotland and N Irland, don't bother checking youself, just turn your computer off, go out and have fun now.

[jwalker]

Erm, don't you have to die before you can work out when you were middle aged?

[Dhf]

Originally Posted by jwalker

Erm, don't you have to die before you can work out when you were middle aged?

Exactly

[Nos4r2]

Originally Posted by willk

I believe our local delicacy is "curried chip"

Only one?

[Paul Cannell]

Originally Posted by jwalker

Erm, don't you have to die before you can work out when you were middle aged?

[willk]

Originally Posted by Nos4r2

Only one?

I checked this for you. It seems that's what you ask the serving wenches for, but apparently you get lots...

[Bigmuz7]

I think what Mollers is saying is he's peaked too soon and he's only just found out

[9D280]

Originally Posted by willk

I believe our local delicacy is "curried chip"

That's why you have a higher life expectancy than a Glesga Bam - you are healthy and only eat a small amount of deep fried goodness.

Over here you get a heap of the stuff with a deep fired mars bar on the side!

Originally Posted by poly

Originally Posted by willk
stayed off the deep fried pizza,

I spot a flaw with your analysis. There is no finer post-pub food.

....Unless it comes form that place round the corner from Furys (if it's even still there?) - which memory says even at 2am after a fair few beverages was the most mingin' pizza I have ever encountered.