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Old 21 July 2009, 13:33   #1
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masster an comander

i jus bin wochin dat fillum mastter an comander an fuk mee wots dat tenn fut torl bastud wot runns dis syte doin inn itt pritendin too bee a dokter.

i didunt noe dat kj woz an acter az wel

i perticulerly injoyd de bitt wher hee gott shott wiv a muskit

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Old 21 July 2009, 14:21   #2
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Was it a hob nob ? those chocolate ones are the best
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Old 21 July 2009, 15:36   #3
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OH... That's a 'CRACKER'!Ha!
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OH... That's a 'CRACKER'!Ha!
"NICE" complimentary gag! LOL!

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"NICE" complimentary gag! LOL!

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You 'Jammie Dodger' .. I didnt think you could find any more
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Old 21 July 2009, 16:31   #6
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We need to "take a break" from this joke thread.
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i jus bin wochin dat fillum mastter an comander an fuk mee wots dat tenn fut torl bastud wot runns dis syte doin inn itt pritendin too bee a dokter.

i didunt noe dat kj woz an acter az wel

i perticulerly injoyd de bitt wher hee gott shott wiv a muskit

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theres only 1 gar on here ....fank fuk ..
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i jus bin wochin dat fillum mastter an comander an fuk mee wots dat tenn fut torl bastud wot runns dis syte doin inn itt pritendin too bee a dokter.
A garfish? Nonsense! I shall name a new species of tortoise after you . . .

Actually I see myself more as Captain Jack Aubrey: "Men must be governed! Often not wisely, but governed nonetheless. You've come to the wrong shop for anarchy, brother."
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Old 22 July 2009, 16:26   #9
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dats de ekscuse ov evvery tirant inn istory fromm Neero too Bonyparte. i faw wan amm oposed too orthority.

Itt iz an eg ov mizery an opreshunn.



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shome mistake! Captain Kremmen perhaps
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