............only the other week there we all are - me and the dragons - sat at the islands (St Tudwals - Abersoch) awaiting several other friends to make a raft when BANG - SCREAM - CA-POW a massive and I mean massive big wet stinky fishgut seagul shite lands right on baby dragons head
Well you've never seen anything like it - it was god damn everywhere, hair, face, down her neck, hands, clothes, everywhere. I myself nearly puked at the sight. Now funny thing is, it didn't stink - not like shite usually does - very strange - a smell yes but not a terrible one.
Anyway - once we'd gotten over the shock we just about managed to clean her up but regrettably had to return to shore in order to change.
It was the funniest **CK*** thing I've ever seen