Is anyone on Ribnet...

Jimbo · 28 March 2007, 18:10

an accountant?

Nos4r2 · 28 March 2007, 18:15

That's like asking someone to come out isn't it?

Jimbo · 28 March 2007, 18:16

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Originally Posted by Nos4r2

That's like asking someone to come out isn't it?

I think all the accountants in my area must be the richest around - after all, none of them want my business enough to return phone calls/e-mails!

Limey Linda · 28 March 2007, 18:36

Accountants are people that bayonet the wounded after the battle is lost.

matt h · 28 March 2007, 19:22

the only financial advice i can give is Buy High sell low!!!!

Hightower · 28 March 2007, 21:00

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Originally Posted by Limey Linda

Accountants are people that bayonet the wounded after the battle is lost.

With a quote like that no one will come out the closset

Nasher · 28 March 2007, 21:12

Accountant - Someone who solves a problem, you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.

Nasher.

Poly · 29 March 2007, 10:38

no accountant is ever going to own a rib - its a bottomless money pit only justified by having fun... ...accountants don't have a mechanism for valuing fun.

Kip · 29 March 2007, 11:09

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Originally Posted by Polwart

no accountant is ever going to own a rib - its a bottomless money pit only justified by having fun... ...accountants don't have a mechanism for valuing fun.

I own one.

I'm busy spending the kids inheritance

Bittentobuggery · 29 March 2007, 13:34

gArf is a bit of a bean counter........

Neil Harvey · 29 March 2007, 17:04

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Originally Posted by Polwart

no accountant is ever going to own a rib - its a bottomless money pit only justified by having fun... ...accountants don't have a mechanism for valuing fun.

What a load of rollocks. I was not going to come out of the closet regarding my job, but comments like that are like a red rag to a bull.

I own one, and I spent money on it even though I know boats are bottomless pits. But you are right, I can't put a value on it. Ribbing is PRICELESS

Poly · 29 March 2007, 18:10

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Originally Posted by Neil Harvey

What a load of rollocks. I was not going to come out of the closet regarding my job, but comments like that are like a red rag to a bull.

I own one, and I spent money on it even though I know boats are bottomless pits. But you are right, I can't put a value on it. Ribbing is PRICELESS

It was a joke... ...but then again accountants aren't known for their sense of humour are they

However at least now the accountants are "coming out" perhaps some of you can help Jimbo - or if you don't do freelance type work can point him towards friends of yours that do!

Neil Harvey · 29 March 2007, 23:25

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Originally Posted by Polwart

It was a joke... ...but then again accountants aren't known for their sense of humour are they

However at least now the accountants are "coming out" perhaps some of you can help Jimbo - or if you don't do freelance type work can point him towards friends of yours that do!

Jokes...what are they then? I never would have guessed. Perhaps should have finished it with a

after the

I pm'd Jimbo last night to see if I can help, but I'm not really in that line of work! In fact, I don't really do accounting work at all any more. Shame.

Bigmuz7 · 30 March 2007, 17:08

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Originally Posted by Polwart

at least now the accountants are "coming out" ................. or if you don't do freelance type work

'choke' *cough*

accountants and freelance in the same sentence *choke* +splutter+

....

Poly · 30 March 2007, 18:30

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Originally Posted by Neil Harvey

Jokes...what are they then? I never would have guessed. Perhaps should have finished it with a

after the

Good - so long as I didn't actually offend you. That was not the aim