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Old 10 October 2010, 16:32   #21
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Aye and make sure the surgeon closes up with decent sikaflex to prevent water ingress and further damage to the old wood
The injury is to his arm, not his groin.
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Old 10 October 2010, 16:34   #22
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I'd have thought a man of your means would be in a private room surrounded by Bupa bimbos

Seriously, hope you're back to full strength soon.

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I'll take the BUPA bimbos, but leave the lack of specialised equipment and the grand a year. Thanks.
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She's a large afro caribean lady
sheel giv yew a viaggra tablit befor lites owt butt itts nott forr hir bennyfit.

itts too stopp yew rowlin owt ov bedd inn de middul ov de nite

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sheel giv yew a viaggra tablit befor lites owt butt itts nott forr hir bennyfit.

itts too stopp yew rowlin owt ov bedd inn de middul ov de nite

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Have danny d'vito's potugese bro next to me. He's fallen off a ladder and is now severely constipated. He' s shuffling to and fro the bog constantly with loads of face contortions and moaning.
No, that's Jorgue, he went in with an ingrowing toenail, made the mistake of falling asleep, woke up at 3a.m. to find someone stuffing a huge.. Oh, never mind, probably made it up. Sleep well
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Bloke went into hospital to have his leg amputated. After the op, the surgeon told him, "we've got some good news & some bad news for you". the patient said "Tell me the bad news", to which the surgeon replied "We amputated the wrong leg", the patient asks for the good news and the surgeon said "your bad leg is getting better"
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No, that's Jorgue, he went in with an ingrowing toenail, made the mistake of falling asleep, woke up at 3a.m. to find someone stuffing a huge.. Oh, never mind, probably made it up. Sleep well
He runs a 'pork and cheese' restaurant in Meva
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He runs a 'pork and cheese' restaurant in Meva


Well make sure he doesn't offer you a portion, your nil by mouth remember!
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Wishing you a speedy recovery

And, whilst it's wrong to mock the afflicted, now curious how falling off a ladder can cause constipation, did he get impaled on the way down or something ?!
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now curious how falling off a ladder can cause constipation,
I'd have thought it would have the opposite effect
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