Mondays tend to throw me the odd curve ball.
Today there was a parcel on my desk (addressed to my business). So I did what you do and opened it.
There were two dead people inside! Nicely cremated and wrapped in bubble wrap, mind...
And a note to say that a relative of theirs would be collecting them in a few weeks (he's visiting my area and thought that seeing as how my surname and his were the same and all, I have no probs hosting the pair for a while)
Does kinda beg the question why did he not just pop 'em in his carry-on luggage? Here, maybe they're not people. Maybe they're Class A drugs?