I love Halfords!

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Courageous

"look after your tools and they'll last a lifetime."

someone shoulda told THIS guy that! - Patient wakes up from circumcision to find penis removed - Yahoo!

I think this chap doesn't so much need snap-on as strap-on

[Pikey Dave]

Originally Posted by spartacus

headlight bulbs and wipers are worth avoiding for starters.................,

.........Ah! that's where your're going wrong, bulbs and wipers are better for lighting & wiping, starters are best for starting