I like halloween. But I'm not overly fond of visiting children and their smug parents with the sense of entitlement. I have to put up with them at work, so I make Chateau willk a bit more of a challenge:
Scale locked gate or barbed wire fence
Walk 100m through an unlit wood
Avoid pack of black cats
Discover there is no doorbell or knocker
I was working in the shed one year and heard a carload of mini-scroungers decant and nail the neighbours. "What about that house kids? No Mummy, it's too scary!"