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Old 08 January 2006, 13:07   #51
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Is it feck!!!!
I think we all now it's a Trorler forr nicking orl de fissh
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Old 08 January 2006, 13:34   #52
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I think we all now it's a Trorler forr nicking orl de fissh
git!

and contrary to popular beleif, hardboaters have the gear too! we just dont choose to wear it all year round!

"white trousers"!!! i ask ya!! sounds like sumfin manos wears!

"RNLI membership"...........most of the recent accidents have been in ribs!

"Lengths of furry carpet"........er, no carpet in my hardboat!
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Old 08 January 2006, 13:49   #53
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Nice one Gav

(add drysuit and fishing rod to list)

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Old 08 January 2006, 15:32   #54
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and contrary to popular beleif, hardboaters have the gear too!


Now don't get uppity but after seeing you kit up for your last outing, I don't think one leaky dry suit and a Matalan anorak could, in any, way be construed as having 'all the gear'

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Old 08 January 2006, 15:45   #55
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Now don't get uppity but after seeing you kit up for your last outing, I don't think one leaky dry suit and a Matalan anorak could, in any, way be construed as having 'all the gear'

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my drysuit aint leaky.........or old!! ya bellend! AND it was late december and freezin cold...........i didnt see any ribs out it was just us and the IOW ferrys!

Actually i do remember seeing a pair of nobbas in a big tub called "Billy"!!!
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my drysuit aint leaky.........or old!! ya bellend! AND it was late december and freezin cold...........i didnt see any ribs out it was just us and the IOW ferrys!

Actually i do remember seeing a pair of nobbas in a big tub called "Billy"!!!

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Actually i do remember seeing a pair of nobbas in a big tub called "Billy"!!!
Yes, that was us, and you're right, it was freezing.

We were planning on going to the pub but Stu said 'Look, there's some fellow boaters going out to brave the elements, I think we should launch the boat in case they need any assistance with their trial run. I said 'F**k em' but he insisted and had his way.

Anyway, if you're dry suit isn't leaking you may have an incontinence problem.

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Yes, that was us, and you're right, it was freezing.

We were planning on going to the pub but Stu said 'Look, there's some fellow boaters going out to brave the elements, I think we should launch the boat in case they need any assistance with their trial run. I said 'F**k em' but he insisted and had his way.

Anyway, if you're dry suit isn't leaking you may have an incontinence problem.

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thats cos Stu is a bloody nice bloke! i still think hes a bit thick though! spent ages trying to get a banquet table through a single doorway! but hey he's used to deflating things to make em fit!!
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Anyway, if you're dry suit isn't leaking you may have an incontinence problem.

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At last a subject you are an expert in!.

you are also forgeting that they habd a personal flare pack!

regard that smiley as a finger as well!
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The Definitive List!

  • Goldish Medallions
  • Hairy Chest Extensions
  • Replica Expensive Watches
  • Lengths of furry carpeting material (for the back and the cabin Andy)
  • Superglue
  • Minibar
  • Big Shades Man (pref. Ray Bans )
  • Substantial chunky gold(en) ring /A Ring in da profile
  • general bling!
  • rounders bat in position
  • Lovely Laydee
  • Fuel bowser
  • RNLI Membership
  • Full polishing kit for days over F3
  • Med. climate
  • M3 Beamer
  • Big Yankee Pick-up
  • Stripy Tee and Capn's Hat
  • Gin & Pimms AND mint, fruit, ice, angostura bitters, borage AND a splash of lemonade if it's not too much trouble! Oh and one of them glass swizzle sticks (on sale in Debenhams right now!!!)
  • Brain op. to remove any boating knowledge/experience and common sense!!
  • Thong wearing laydee / Trailer hitch posing (Matt's request)
  • pair of Arneson semi surface piercing drives on that thing
  • ointment for Rogue's burns
  • a gArfish
  • blue thong (might be in jest)
  • Oxford English accent, big nose to look down on us poor pathetec rib nobbers
  • shed loads of fenders (bow stern) the full house
  • This years Musto jackets on a hanger because it never gets used apart from propping up the bar
  • weedy bottoms (on fenders cos they're always out in case)
  • lots and lots of board games scrabble Monopoly Frustration that kind of thing for all the days you watch the rest of your mates sailing out of the marina
  • Monopoly played with real
  • white trousers
  • an extensive wine collection
  • Neff appliances in your kitchin
  • a rolex sub- mariner to dangle from your wrist as you steer the boat out of the marina (edit : is that not murder? )
  • an X5 BMW
  • a few mistresses
  • chopper on the back (edit :needs to be carefully handled that H&S!)
  • damp drysuit
  • fishing nets
  • personal flare pack
  • attitude
Nautibuoy will be expected to wear/carry-demonstrate competence in- most of the above at the next Solenty Meet. He has now got one Goldish Medallion courtesy of Sir Mark.
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