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Old 07 January 2006, 18:10   #41
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But I'd rather let my chopper go for a couple of mistresses!

If you'd kept hold of ya' chopper, you mightn't of needed the mistresses!!
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Old 08 January 2006, 02:58   #42
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i'[ve done a bit of that also! which must qualify me as a proper hard boater
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Old 08 January 2006, 06:14   #43
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But I'd rather let my chopper go for a couple of mistresses!
and if your Missus finds you have been choppering with the mistresses she will be after you with a chopper oh and I can't get any odds on you, Ladbrooks think it will be a walk over.

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Old 08 January 2006, 08:48   #44
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funny enough there is a hardboat stored in our unit and I am getting strangely attracted to it! Id best be careful lest I burn my balls on the exhaust pipe
Do feel free to sit in it RW, or even polish it if ya like!
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Old 08 January 2006, 09:12   #45
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Do feel free to sit in it RW, or even polish it if ya like!
I am not surprise.......... Ive been addict to this brand of boat for 16 years and owe one for 5 years and having one built now

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Old 08 January 2006, 12:24   #46
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Essential Kit for Hardboaters

Just to save too much searching for the newbie 'on the block' or any hardboater up-'blinging' here's the updated list of absolute essentials
  • Goldish Medallions
  • Hairy Chest Extensions
  • Replica Expensive Watches
  • Lengths of furry carpeting material (for the back and the cabin Andy)
  • Superglue
  • Minibar
  • Big Shades Man (pref. Ray Bans )
  • Substantial chunky gold(en) ring /A Ring in da profile
  • general bling!
  • rounders bat in position
  • Lovely Laydee
  • Fuel bowser
  • RNLI Membership
  • Full polishing kit for days over F3
  • Med. climate
  • M3 Beamer
  • Big Yankee Pick-up
  • Stripy Tee and Capn's Hat
  • Gin & Pimms AND mint, fruit, ice, angostura bitters, borage AND a splash of lemonade if it's not too much trouble! Oh and one of them glass swizzle sticks (on sale in Debenhams right now!!!)
  • Brain op. to remove any boating knowledge/experience and common sense!!
  • Thong wearing laydee / Trailer hitch posing (Matt's request)
  • pair of Arneson semi surface piercing drives on that thing
  • ointment for Rogue's burns
  • a gArfish
  • blue thong (might be in jest)
  • Oxford English accent, big nose to look down on us poor pathetec rib nobbers
  • shed loads of fenders (bow stern) the full house
  • This years Musto jackets on a hanger because it never gets used apart from propping up the bar
  • weedy bottoms (on fenders cos they're always out in case)
  • lots and lots of board games scrabble Monopoly Frustration that kind of thing for all the days you watch the rest of your mates sailing out of the marina
  • Monopoly played with real
  • white trousers
  • an extensive wine collection
  • Neff appliances in your kitchin
  • a rolex sub- mariner to dangle from your wrist as you steer the boat out of the marina (edit : is that not murder? )
  • an X5 BMW
  • a few mistresses
  • chopper on the back (edit :needs to be carefully handled that Health & Safety Regs etc. )
So loadsa help here for the discerning perfomance craftsperson.

If any or all of these are lying about the house (with the possible exception of mistresses ) could you bring them along to the Churchillian or hold them 'till you see Nautibuoy storming the Solent in his gorgeous new craft.

Any items still considered lacking, please feel free to add !

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Old 08 January 2006, 12:51   #47
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Just to save too much searching for the newbie 'on the block' or any hardboater up-'blinging' here's the updated list of absolute essentials
  • Goldish Medallions
  • Hairy Chest Extensions
  • Replica Expensive Watches
  • Lengths of furry carpeting material (for the back and the cabin Andy)
  • Superglue
  • Minibar
  • Big Shades Man (pref. Ray Bans )
  • Substantial chunky gold(en) ring /A Ring in da profile
  • general bling!
  • rounders bat in position
  • Lovely Laydee
  • Fuel bowser
  • RNLI Membership
  • Full polishing kit for days over F3
  • Med. climate
  • M3 Beamer
  • Big Yankee Pick-up
  • Stripy Tee and Capn's Hat
  • Gin & Pimms AND mint, fruit, ice, angostura bitters, borage AND a splash of lemonade if it's not too much trouble! Oh and one of them glass swizzle sticks (on sale in Debenhams right now!!!)
  • Brain op. to remove any boating knowledge/experience and common sense!!
  • Thong wearing laydee / Trailer hitch posing (Matt's request)
  • pair of Arneson semi surface piercing drives on that thing
  • ointment for Rogue's burns
  • a gArfish
  • blue thong (might be in jest)
  • Oxford English accent, big nose to look down on us poor pathetec rib nobbers
  • shed loads of fenders (bow stern) the full house
  • This years Musto jackets on a hanger because it never gets used apart from propping up the bar
  • weedy bottoms (on fenders cos they're always out in case)
  • lots and lots of board games scrabble Monopoly Frustration that kind of thing for all the days you watch the rest of your mates sailing out of the marina
  • Monopoly played with real
  • white trousers
  • an extensive wine collection
  • Neff appliances in your kitchin
  • a rolex sub- mariner to dangle from your wrist as you steer the boat out of the marina (edit : is that not murder? )
  • an X5 BMW
  • a few mistresses
  • chopper on the back (edit :needs to be carefully handled that Health & Safety Regs etc. )
So loadsa help here for the discerning perfomance craftsperson.

If any or all of these are lying about the house (with the possible exception of mistresses ) could you bring them along to the Churchillian or hold them 'till you see Nautibuoy storming the Solent in his gorgeous new craft.

Any items still considered lacking, please feel free to add !

missus
Heck of a list and task for "US" the fecker hardboaters...................

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Old 08 January 2006, 12:52   #48
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Old 08 January 2006, 13:01   #49
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Is it feck!!!!
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Old 08 January 2006, 13:04   #50
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Is it feck!!!!
Top secret so I will not be banned on her too........... enough sharing with JF his special, discreet and sincere favourite site

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