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Old 18 September 2005, 20:17   #1
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Happy Birthday Whiteshoes

As it's such a special birthday here's a little ballad about your weekend (birthday) escapade across the channel (warning : photos may follow )

Birthday RIBBING

16 men without a care
On a cross-channel blast
The weather lookin fair
For a rip to St. Vaast !
Oh they struck a fine pose
The frenchified crew
Dressed up like matelots
Twirly moustaches too !
There were waves on the way
Then on the console a loud crack
As Rogue Wave’s open mouth
Spat out his tooth’s cap!
Rogue Wave cried in pain
And scrabbled on the deck
‘That’s fifty quid down the drain
I’ll find it by heck!’
They glassed in the boyo’s tooth
And carried on their way
Following the birthday Youth
Into Cherbourg’s fair bay.
Whiteshoes faded fast
Once he hit Café Du Port
Dreaming of St. Vaast
He started to snore…
In vain the piano lady played
The Peruvian Pan Pipers had a go
Sound asleep he stayed
(Rogue Wave also !)
The weekend was bitchin
Great destination to choose,
Now you’re back in the Itchen
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITESHOES!!!!!

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Old 18 September 2005, 22:01   #2
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haha, nice!

Have to say guys, you didn't quite blend in in the King's Head!

Happy birthday mr whiteshoes
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Then on the console a loud crack
iz dis wy de bastud az gott otog imprinntid onn iz forrhed an mooz onn iz chinn.


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Ho, ho, ho. Very good Kathleen. It's a good job Paul didn't tell you about any of the really embarassing things...

Anyway we pretty much got away with it with just a lost tooth and a loss of dignity.

Somehow Rammo got left behind in Southampton as we had to go looking in pubs for Douggie and Simon (as if they hadn't had enough to drink) and when we found them in the Coopers Arms, we thought that's it; let's hit the M3. Everybody assumed that Rammo was in another vehicle. So if you happen to see a bewildered frenchman wandering around St Marys, tell him we've gone home and he should be at work.

Thanks to Paul for the use of Merlin. He was a great sport.

ATB

Brian

p.s. my birthday's not until October - I wanted to give myself a chance of sobering up.

p.p.s I'll pay good money for the photos.
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Old 19 September 2005, 19:04   #5
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It certainly sounded like a major weekend Brian and Paul had a great time! What a great idea.

As for Merlin...2nd Cross Channel in a couple of months...and behaving well too

(gArf...extremely funny as usual )

Photos will be organised asap (no charge )

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Old 19 September 2005, 19:47   #6
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1 & 2 heres a pic before the gargle got flowing...

3 the morning after in St Vaas .. Whiteshoes and Stu looking for the tooth fairy

4. Dave Simmons " Now wheres the front of the boat..."


Now I've a few of the night antics which are not fit for viewing
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iz dis wy de bastud az gott otog imprinntid onn iz forrhed an mooz onn iz chinn.


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it could have been a lot wurss i could have had 106 MOCi. That would have really sukked!
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it could have been a lot wurss i could have had 106 MOCi. That would have really sukked!
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Old 22 September 2005, 07:01   #9
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Stu,


Upon reflection it looks like you & Whiteshoes had the same ballet teacher.

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Yuss missuss butt ee ad too pey moore coz eye ham cutah an ee woz tootoo torl.

mi waite iz forlin orf fasta dan dat fkkr dayve Manninnz hare
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Old 05 October 2005, 18:37   #11
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Oi!!!


How come Breeze Block has let you out of ballet practice?

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de wevver iz ay bitt corrnish ( cornissh passtee narsteee) annd everybodee iz inn de bunnks bein wimmpz. Sew eye avee sneaked inntoo de orfice too uze de poot. Itt iz veree payneful coz eye keapp forling onn de floor wen de bote wobuls.

hi musst sey that torking too yoo is litrallly ( hi ave orlways ad trubble spelin that fkkr!) ay payne in de necc todaay. sew bee a nice ladee annd mayke mee lArf
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Old 05 October 2005, 19:19   #13
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North Sea Behaviour

Rule #1

Keep out of all orifices.

(sorry about your sore neck. If you must do those pas de deux with Whiteshoes you must expect some consequences!!! )

(Hope you're puttin money in the piggy bank!!! )

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bREESEBLOKK AYNT VEREE APPY WIV MEE RITE NOW COS EYE kRASSHED IS BIGG RIBB ONTOO DE SMORL RIBB!
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Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

We can't rescue you..you're too far away!!!!

Give DM a call. He might be able to support you in a counselling fashion!

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Eye downt fink MD iz verry apee wiv me rite att dis mowment coz eye menshonned iz air krahing intoo de flaw
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Happy Birthday 'Shoes!

'Tis the birthDAY at last.

Somewhere someone is going to be raiding the cellar tonight!
Have a great day Big Lad!

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even im not as bad as that in txt language
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Happy birthday shorty!





Nice to see you at the boat show by the way!
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