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Old 03 April 2011, 07:03   #1
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Hairy Moment at Redbay Boats...

I popped into the Redbay workshop yesterday to use the head. Being Saturday lunchtime, the place was deserted and littered with goodies. Get behind me Satan, I thought - my first mistake.

The jakes were being refurbed, so eager to "sign" their sterling work I slipped through the propped open door and was soon stood there quietly whistling as my holding tank drained - second mistake.

Before my (e)mission was complete, something poked me in the bum. Not being the type who takes pleasure in such things I said "F##k off!" and looked over my shoulder - no-one there. Looked down - there was the work's German Shepard guard dog with it's nose at my @rse!

Now, I'm more of a cat type, and this thing is HUGE. It's teeth are 6" from my unprotected unmentionables. I smell of cats - third mistake. Luckily, pi$$ing myself was an option no longer available to me.

Turns out he's a Good Dog and doesn't eat punters, so we negotiated a conditional release (I promised to not come back). The upside is that I know now that there's nothing wrong with my heart, I'd be dead if there was...

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Old 03 April 2011, 07:57   #2
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Did they bring the dog in just for yourself or is it there to ward against any unwarranted intrusions. Mind you, from where you said it's nose was, I think you were the victim of one of them too.

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How is the 850? As you will know itís not long till it will be lunched!
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Old 03 April 2011, 17:28   #5
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'lo Dude!

No change in a week. I wuz gutted. Tubes out though, it seems.

I think you cheated :-P
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I have one of ur new craft will stick it on the 850 thread!
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I have one of ur new craft will stick it on the 850 thread!
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