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Ok…so this is how I reckon the conversation would have gone if there had been a Fire crew on board the life boat….
NEE-NAH-NEE-NAH……….
OIC - “Ok, Boys BA on, Hose reel in through the cabin whilst we rig up a main jet on 70mm…”
Crew - “OK Boss! Whereabouts and how many persons reported? “
OIC - “ None Lads, the crew are all accounted for and safe away…”
Crew- “ Err Boss? You want us to go on board that floating bomb and there’s no one on board at risk….?
OIC -“ Yes,yes that’s right! I want you to go on board that precariously floating vessel made of an oil by-product, containing LPG cylinders and a few hundred gallons of fuel wearing your flame retardant kit and BA sets that are sure to drag you to the bottom if the vessel sinks or you fall in, So Chop, Chop! “
Crew – “ Err Boss?”…. **THWACK**…..
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