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Old 15 June 2012, 17:35   #71
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... On 'Dog-poo day' I happened to be in the right place at the right time (with a means of a swift exit). I was the only person stupid enough to be on the beach at that time; the only thing he could hit would be the concrete sea-wall....
It does all sound a little pre-meditated....
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Old 15 June 2012, 17:43   #72
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Doh! Cats, I meant Cats!! I hate them! Using creatures, it's all on their terms.
Cat are little women in fur coats. It's how you handle them that matters - I have five of them and they're a piece of cake. You have to show 'em who's Boss but also show some affection when they need it.

It's knowing which that counts

PS: WiLlfie has only the one cat, but he's* a holy terror. Just shows ta go ya.

*the cat
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Old 15 June 2012, 18:03   #73
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PS: WiLlfie has only the one cat, but he's* a holy terror. Just shows ta go ya.

*the cat
Is he armed with bags of dog shit ?
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WiLlfie has only the one cat, but he's* a holy terror.
yus pattrik de catt iz de catt fromm helll

larst weak a bul terrierer gott a bitt uppitty wiv im

fuk mee itt woz lyke wochin fredy krooger att werk

arfter twentty secunds de terierer woz cowerin inn de cawner wiv stripps ov flessh angin orf im, wan iye danglin onn iz cheak an hee ad shatt isself.

i av savid de pooh for huhgn too throe att sumboddy
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You could get around this with ease. Advanced driver training tells you that you flash head lights to warn other motorists of danger. That is the only reason you should flash them, not to be polite. The police operate them on a different level of reality to everyone else. So I was flashing my lights because a rabbit was running across the road. Simple. Danger, prove there wasn't a rabbit.
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I remember being told that before and during overtaking 'advanced drivers' should flash head lights to warn of danger. Hmmm, so I'm not supposed to think tosser, if someone does that to me and then speed up to make overtaking more difficult for them??
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I remember being told that before and during overtaking 'advanced drivers' should flash head lights to warn of danger
arr yew tryin too tel uz inn a rownd abowt sawt ov waiy dat yor an advancid dryver?


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prove there wasn't a rabbit.
rabits arr orkward likkul fkkers inn a cort ov lorr

sum rabits ar lorr abydin an sum rabits arr nott

yew jus carnt trusst de likkul fkkers testimunny
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I was stopped for speeding the other night, The copper said "do you realise you where doing 120mph sir", I said "yes thats all my car will do osifer", "What's the hurry then" he replied. "It's my girlfriend she's not the prettiest" I replied, The copper looked in and said "I understand now sir, Quick get the ugly c'nt in the t5 and and i'll get her home quicker".
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yew jus carnt trusst de likkul fkkers testibunny
^^^ fixed
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^^^ fixed
ow dair yew interfeer wiv werk ov grate literarary impawtunce yew tartun nobjokky

fuk mee yool be reritin de werks ov de shaykespeer (bizzy likkul fkker hee woz wot wiv ritin an botebildin) an dat scoch nobbur rabbi birns wot rit powetry nekst.

i fink i mite sett mi catt onn yew
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