Big advocate of self-surgery
A couple of years ago I dislocated two fingers on my left hand. I had a big Movano back then and slammed my hand in the side loading door. I know, idiot... Drove home being a squinny, asked the girlfriend to snap them back in and she said no! Unbelievable! Ended up running them under cold water and doing it myself. Since then, there's been no stopping me!
Last one was a metal splinter in my hand (skin's a bit hard, so I didn't realise) and it had healed over. Big ugly lump - chopped it open and squeezed it out with a load of other junk. Job's a good un!