Originally Posted by Christopher
My elder daughter Claire is getting married next month. Anyone got any half respectable jokes for the father of the bride's speech please?
I overheard Claire talking to her mother last week.
She said she was getting very nervous about the wedding day.
Her mother said to her don't worry darling you just have to take the day in small steps.
First of all you walk up the Aisle with your father.
Then when you have walked up the Aisle you arrive at the Altar.
Once you have arrived at the Altar we all sing a Hymn.
So all you have to say to yourself is................
AISLE ALTAR HYMN. AISLE ALTAR HYMN. AISLE ALTAR HYMN.
Have a great day Chris.
Does the best joke get a future tube discount.