Originally Posted by captainpugwash
I overheard Claire talking to her mother last week.
She said she was getting very nervous about the wedding day.
Her mother said to her don't worry darling you just have to take the day in small steps.
First of all you walk up the Aisle with your father.
Then when you have walked up the Aisle you arrive at the Altar.
Once you have arrived at the Altar we all sing a Hymn.
So all you have to say to yourself is................
AISLE ALTAR HYMN. AISLE ALTAR HYMN. AISLE ALTAR HYMN.
Have a great day Chris.
Does the best joke get a future tube discount.
Well the wedding was spectacular. Took place the Saturday before last, and the sun shone all day. Only one minor problem was the band, who were travelling to Somerset from the Isle of Wight, broke down on the A303 with a cylinder head gasket blown and they just made it by 9.30pm in a hire van!!
Thanks Captain pugwash, used AISLE ALTAR HYMN which got a good laugh. Call me when you want a new set of tubes!!