Loving your replies guys! lol
My daughter wants to shoot a short movie for her Media course and it involves a coffin (don't ask!) I said that I'd put out some feelers and see if i could borrow one from someone local. I'm not sure if it's worth the effort of making one from scratch but thought a post on here might generate some humor.
Next step is to approach some funeral directors and ask if something could be done "in-house".
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