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Old 23 May 2005, 15:46   #31
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Oh Christ, you're not telling us she's got a patch on one eye as well?
My GOD - she's STUNNING!!!!
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Old 24 May 2005, 05:06   #32
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Phil, nice of you..........

.............to post a picture of your girlfriend

Actually, it was not all that long ago that we thought P D was a bit of a spinner ! Why ? Well, we'd known him for some time both on the forum and through meeting him at the occasional "cruise", throughout this period he had advised that his reason for heading north every weekend was to meet his "girlfriend" in Anglesey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This story played out each and every time we met however, we never actually met the "girlfriend" until one day, during a cruise up the Menai, Phil introduced us to his "friend" - Tim Are you with me thus far my dear reader ?

This of course arose suspicions

Anyway, some months later we did actually meet his girlfriend, Gaynor and a very nice lass she is too.

However, just because P D was unable to show us a picture, drag his girlfriend onto the forum or to every cruise, did not mean that he - sorry I mean she - did not exist. So, lets cut old codders a little slack, at least for the time being. If his RIB does not materialise before the end of this season then let the dogs loose upon his tall story telling hide
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Well articulated as ever, Graeme. I for one have little doubt that Codders is having a RIB built and, despite what he thinks, I find him a good sport and enjoy reading his rants on a wide range of topics, even if he is a bitter and twisted old sod who frequents all-night internet cafes until 2.50am and has a penchant for the odd slight exaggeration or three.

He now takes what has become a mountain of piss-taking in very good spirit and, like his girlfriend, exhibits many of the traits of a feisty Jack Russell, although one hopes he doesn't take a leak up every tree he walks past in Swansea or attempt to crush rats with one blow of his jaw. Perhaps his biggest failing is his extraordinary inability to sense quite how well he sets himself up for a good pasting in what, as we well know, is a veritable bull ring of wags and clowns.

Inevitably parallels will be drawn to a former member of the forum and bullshitter extraordinaire, 'Crazyhorse', who interestingly also purported to be having a large RIB built, which in his case never actually materialised, and I suspect much of the mickey taking directed towards Codders is in part attributable to the same. It is with eager anticipation, then, that we await the arrival, in July, of Codders' new RIB, perhaps earlier if his hostile take-over bid for Microsoft Corporation is successful or if one of his many plutocrat mates proffers him a sizeable advance. Until then, Graeme, even I will desist from ragging CP and wish him every success with his helicopter lessons and Formula 1 training programme. Who knows, we may even one day get to see photos of his mate from the Special Boat Squadron driving his RIB up a beach in the Maldives while his other friend from the James Bond production set hangs purposefully out of his helicopter with a video camera ready to post a non-streaming video of the whole escapade on Ribnet, which can only be viewed by those of us with 4MB download connections.

Long live Codders, and may he continue to play an integral role in this splendid forum.
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PD when you get going you are sooo masterful Des
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Long live Codders, and may he continue to play an integral role in this splendid forum.


here, here.

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Thank you for those kind comments, Des. Perhaps you'd like to pass those on to my current MD who, at a recent trade exhibition, had someone complain to him that 'the trouble with Phil Davies is that he has no fire in his belly and doesn't give a f*ck'. And this time I'm not jesting What he fails to realise of course is that I am in fact descended from white Russian aristocracy on my mother's side who were forced to flee their homeland from the communists in 1917; as such I was never destined to work and it is merely because my inconsiderate forebears squandered their wealth over the course of several decades that I find myself compelled to participate in the turgid drudgery of corporate life and the bollocks that is office politics
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.... complain to him that 'the trouble with Phil Davies is that he has no fire in his belly and doesn't give a f*ck'.
I always pass that off as reserved professionalism 'onest guv it lets me see thing more clearly'

As to not being cut out for work, I have exactly the same problem My solution is that after being the only bread winner in the family for 14 years it is my wife and kids turn, so wife on the streets and kid up the chimney Des
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A super judge.......

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'the trouble with Phil Davies is that he has no fire in his belly and doesn't give a f*ck'.
...of character that man - superb ! That is of course until you mention Cars - RIBS - Shooting - Birds with big tits and Public Loos - oops, I mean Public Houses
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.....his hostile take-over bid for Microsoft Corporation is successful

This is what made me "google" the poor lad. I thought it was IBM he HAD taken over. ?/ I just wanted to know the key to his success.

- he is barely 36 YET....

-has 35 years experience in Mechanics, IT, Business Studies, Ribbing, ect..
-Speaks 10 languages
-Earns over 200 grand a year net
-Employs at least a 100 gits
-owns at least 5 estates/ 3 aston martins
-has a raymarine chart plopper
-and a pair of NVG's

OF COURSE I AM JEALOUS

But is he happy with all this
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.....his hostile take-over bid for Microsoft Corporation is successful

This is what made me "google" the poor lad. I thought it was IBM he HAD taken over. ?/ I just wanted to know the key to his success.

- he is barely 36 YET....

-has 35 years experience in Mechanics, IT, Business Studies, Ribbing, ect..
-Speaks 10 languages
-Earns over 200 grand a year net
-Employs at least a 100 gits
-owns at least 5 estates/ 3 aston martins
-has a raymarine chart plopper
-and a pair of NVG's

OF COURSE I AM JEALOUS

But is he happy with all this

200grand??? Bloody hell that goes a long way!!!
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