Originally Posted by codprawn
We just get the Police helicopter buzzing around all night - it's bad enough waking people up but when you know it's costing £5,000 an hour of our money just to catch some little toerag in a car worth £200..........
At least their choppers dont break down in mid air like your landy would codders
" Oh fook ... me rotor Diff has a blown its outer planetary gasket again guv .. we're going down.. "
"take it easy Son... I know somone who can fix it... see that house in Wales over there.. with a 'C' on it.. land on that .. they say he can fix anything"
"but how do we descend from 5000ft @ 200ft / second... guv ?"
"dont worry Son.. codders will post a fix for it with old land rover parts soon"