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Old 25 August 2005, 10:05   #21
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Old 25 August 2005, 10:16   #22
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Old 25 August 2005, 10:50   #23
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Ok, Ok ! I agree that it was easier than clambering forward over the slippy deck to make fast the bow line....
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Old 25 August 2005, 12:09   #24
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Calm down Dear its only a commercial........for cheaper boat insurance call.....
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Old 25 August 2005, 12:12   #25
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Old 25 August 2005, 12:19   #26
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Old 25 August 2005, 12:27   #27
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And the moral of the store is, if you are going to play chicken with inanimate objects pick on something smaller than you that way it doesn’t hurt when the object wins
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Old 25 August 2005, 12:31   #28
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"Bow pick-up tank deployed Captain"

"Codprawn in tears as new rib mocked by hostile post"

"Prominent RYA instructor sued after pivot point of boat demonnstration goes wrong"

"I think that's enough of transits for now"

"So you'll be needing that jury mast knot then?"

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Old 25 August 2005, 15:32   #29
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"Bow pick-up tank deployed Captain"

"Codprawn in tears as new rib mocked by hostile post"

"Prominent RYA instructor sued after pivot point of boat demonnstration goes wrong"

"I think that's enough of transits for now"

"So you'll be needing that jury mast knot then?"

"Dont ever drop pine nuts down the head again when your mums tummy is off"
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Old 25 August 2005, 15:40   #30
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"Put the bow against the mooring and leave it ticking over to hold it there whilst your crew member makes the line fast" "I SAID TICK OVER !!"
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Old 25 August 2005, 17:35   #31
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So what's the Prize for the best one?
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Old 25 August 2005, 17:42   #32
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Old 25 August 2005, 17:58   #33
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Some damned good captions there, but I mean....how can you possibly compete with this?

Simon B's effort:

""Dont ever drop pine nuts down the head again when your mums tummy is off"

WTF? It just cracks me up.....

It's in the lead at the moment...

What's the prize? How 'bout cold beer at the Folly Inn (Medina) sometime?? (Me not silly, Simon B comes from Lychester as the septics say)
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Old 25 August 2005, 20:34   #34
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God's dropped one of his knitting needles again .
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Old 25 August 2005, 20:44   #35
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Starter....Pole'ish spare RIB

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Old 25 August 2005, 21:53   #36
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Old 26 August 2005, 07:41   #37
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Old 26 August 2005, 12:03   #40
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