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15 November 2004, 11:01
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Manchester - Abersoc
Boat name: MeMe
Make: SeaPro 595CC
Length: 6m +
Engine: Mercury 115 4S
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,684
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Caption please.
This is our very good friend Dave Manning who, upon inspection offered the following comment " eee lad..........."
A prize will be forwarded to whichever entry puts a smile on my face this dull and dank Monday morning. Competition closes on 18/11/04. My decission is final. Multi entries will be accepted. Prize will be forwarded to the winner no later than 19/11/04 following PM details with address etc. Friends and Relatices of MeMe may not apply - No purchase necessary - For a copy of the rules see the back of any Kellogs Corn Flakes box.
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Buy it & Use it, then sell it and buy something bigger
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15 November 2004, 11:10
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Salisbury
Boat name: Blue C
Make: XS 600
Length: 6m +
Engine: 125hp Opti
MMSI: 235082826/235909566
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,439
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There must be a Puncture, I thought the Air in the Tyre would have made it float!!!
Brian
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15 November 2004, 11:13
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Manchester - Abersoc
Boat name: MeMe
Make: SeaPro 595CC
Length: 6m +
Engine: Mercury 115 4S
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,684
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7/10
A superb first entry, well done and just the very sort of thing a thick brummie would say. 
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Buy it & Use it, then sell it and buy something bigger
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15 November 2004, 11:21
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: ramsgate
Boat name: Micki Dee Bee
Make: Ribcraft Seasafari
Length: 9m +
Engine: Twin 250hp Suzuki
MMSI: 235057235
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,622
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"you be alright, its only flat at the bottom"
"does me head look bald in this?"
"pwwrrooorrrrr look at the treads on that one!"
"does this look bald to you?...no not my head the tyre!"
Regards
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15 November 2004, 11:24
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Salisbury
Boat name: Blue C
Make: XS 600
Length: 6m +
Engine: 125hp Opti
MMSI: 235082826/235909566
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,439
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When I asked How do you launch a boat?
The dealer replied "Just put the trailer in the water and it'll float off"
Obviously this boats to big for this water!!
Brian
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15 November 2004, 11:30
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Whitstable
Boat name: Tango
Make: Avon and Narwhal2.4m
Length: 4m +
Engine: 60HP Yamaha
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 966
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Knowing Dave i suspect he said
" MeMe this tyre looks almost as shit as your new boat"
Thats Dave not me by the way 
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15 November 2004, 11:44
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Dorset
Length: 4m +
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1,410
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"Where are my fecking car keys!"
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15 November 2004, 12:02
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Nutbourne
Boat name: Renegade
Make: Porter
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140 Tohatsu
MMSI: 235022904
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,195
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"eee lad...........
............. when the water gets up to here, I will have 2 wet feet"
"Bl**dy h**l ! The water has made my wellies shrink"
"That fag will never work again" (UK version of fag please)
"These de-hydrated spare tyres are the dogs danglies."
"Keep rolling it back and we will see the bubbles from the puncture"
"Dont know why MeMe keeps saying I can walk on water"
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" Douglas Adams
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15 November 2004, 12:04
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Nutbourne
Boat name: Renegade
Make: Porter
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140 Tohatsu
MMSI: 235022904
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,195
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One more
"God, I needed that!"
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" Douglas Adams
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15 November 2004, 12:11
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: scotland
Boat name: Leviathan
Make: Phantom
Length: 8m +
Engine: GM Diesels
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 1,437
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I must take me quells next time it's rough, I bet that David B doesn't get sea sick..
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15 November 2004, 12:18
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Portsmouth
Make: Tornado
Length: 6m +
Engine: Yamaha HPDI 200
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 323
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How about
"Is that the trailerboard down there?"
"whats a copy of razzle doing wrapped round the axle?"
"crikey someones put a red blob on the hull, and its not manos's boat!!"
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15 November 2004, 12:21
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Member
Country: UK - England
Make: extreme 24
Length: 7m +
Engine: merc 6.2 320hp
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 709
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pull cord between legs and retire........quickly
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15 November 2004, 12:46
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Manchester - Abersoc
Boat name: MeMe
Make: SeaPro 595CC
Length: 6m +
Engine: Mercury 115 4S
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,684
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1st 2nd 3rd
Prizes may need to be given unless of course, one really shines out.
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15 November 2004, 12:50
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Reading
Make: None
Length: under 3m
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 2,039
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Originally Posted by MeMe
" eee lad..........."
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...I can see now why you bought this fancy Medline 2 - it comes with wheels on the axle instead of bricks.
...I told you a test launch at the municipal paddling pool was a bad idea.
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15 November 2004, 12:59
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Salisbury
Boat name: Blue C
Make: XS 600
Length: 6m +
Engine: 125hp Opti
MMSI: 235082826/235909566
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,439
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No wonder the Bl***y thing would'nt plane!! We forgot to take it off the F***ing trailer! Doh!!
Brian
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15 November 2004, 13:19
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Whitstable
Boat name: Tango
Make: Avon and Narwhal2.4m
Length: 4m +
Engine: 60HP Yamaha
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 966
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Hey Meme the colour of this water looks like your tea !!
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15 November 2004, 13:28
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: nr Lymington
Boat name: JU-JU
Make: Halmatic PAC22
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140.5 Mermaid
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,400
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Ok, so I’m bending over, what’s the next part of my initiation in to the world of ribbing?
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15 November 2004, 14:02
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Nutbourne
Boat name: Renegade
Make: Porter
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140 Tohatsu
MMSI: 235022904
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,195
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"I used to have one of these, but the wheels fell off"
"Ya boo, ya missed my toes"
"If this had been a hard boat, banging my head like that would have realy hurt"
"Oh , look there's the 1p I dropped last time I was here"
"Have they gone yet? I dont want to be seen with a Medline."
Hey, the mudguards match the seats."
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" Douglas Adams
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15 November 2004, 14:11
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Member
Country: UK - Channel Islands
Town: St Peter Port
Boat name: Black Pig
Make: XS-Ribs
Length: 9m +
Engine: 2 x 225hp Optimax
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 375
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Yellow wellies?......course it's the height of fashion.....are you stupid or wot!?
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15 November 2004, 14:33
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Salisbury
Boat name: Blue C
Make: XS 600
Length: 6m +
Engine: 125hp Opti
MMSI: 235082826/235909566
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,439
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What do you mean, look for the golden Rivet??
Brian
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