Caption please.

[MeMe]

This is our very good friend Dave Manning who, upon inspection offered the following comment " eee lad..........."

A prize will be forwarded to whichever entry puts a smile on my face this dull and dank Monday morning. Competition closes on 18/11/04. My decission is final. Multi entries will be accepted. Prize will be forwarded to the winner no later than 19/11/04 following PM details with address etc. Friends and Relatices of MeMe may not apply - No purchase necessary - For a copy of the rules see the back of any Kellogs Corn Flakes box.

[ashbypower]

There must be a Puncture, I thought the Air in the Tyre would have made it float!!!

Brian

[MeMe]

A superb first entry, well done and just the very sort of thing a thick brummie would say.

[Jon Brooks]

"you be alright, its only flat at the bottom"

"does me head look bald in this?"

"pwwrrooorrrrr look at the treads on that one!"

"does this look bald to you?...no not my head the tyre!"


Regards

[ashbypower]

When I asked How do you launch a boat?
The dealer replied "Just put the trailer in the water and it'll float off"
Obviously this boats to big for this water!!

Brian

[Bilge Rat]

Knowing Dave i suspect he said

" MeMe this tyre looks almost as shit as your new boat"

Thats Dave not me by the way

[ADS]

"Where are my fecking car keys!"

[Mark Halliday]

............. when the water gets up to here, I will have 2 wet feet"

"Bl**dy h**l ! The water has made my wellies shrink"

"That fag will never work again" (UK version of fag please)

"These de-hydrated spare tyres are the dogs danglies."

"Keep rolling it back and we will see the bubbles from the puncture"

"Dont know why MeMe keeps saying I can walk on water"

[Mark Halliday]

"God, I needed that!"

[Jonny Fuller]

I must take me quells next time it's rough, I bet that David B doesn't get sea sick..