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Old 16 November 2004, 12:07   #41
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Old 16 November 2004, 16:22   #42
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Old 16 November 2004, 16:22   #43
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Have you seen my hood?

If I only I could get this velcro unstuck from my leg.

Bl**dy chewing gum!

(Bless you). Thats another one for the sea gulls.

Hey MeMe, I think your home brew is leaking.

You'll never get your leg over with a step there!

It looks like water, smells like water and, by God, it tastes like water. Why are we trying to launch in a vat of John Smiths?

You bend down slowly, slide your hand under the fish and flick it into the boat.


MeMe, can I stop now? This is doing my head in.
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Old 16 November 2004, 16:45   #44
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Old 16 November 2004, 16:47   #45
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"eee lad..........." Does my Bum look big in these???

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See post 38 Brian!
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It looks like water, smells like water and, by God, it tastes like water. Why are we trying to launch in a vat of John Smiths?
Reminds me of that old joke

Q. Why is Watneys like making love in a punt ?

A. 'Cos it's f*ckin close to water.
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Old 16 November 2004, 17:38   #48
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Old 16 November 2004, 18:29   #49
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yes wayne, but wot about a caption?
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Old 17 November 2004, 04:34   #50
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MeMe, can I stop now? This is doing my head in. [/i]
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