1) Are we nearly there yet?
2) Genitals? ............ Check!
3) Where did you stow the "flashing" beacon?
4) You should drop your pants for a real moon.
5) I said cough not sneeze!
6) Always keep a sharp lookout. Always expect he unexpected.
7) I'm just checking the head(ing).
8) No, we need something longer for a mooring line.
9) I said you would have to duck if we went under B&Q-Colourama's sponsons.
10) ............ and ultimatly, you must maintain your concentration, what ever happens. Never get distracted form the job in hand.
11) The tell-tale seems to be blocked.
12) Hands man, I said my HANDS were cold.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" Douglas Adams