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Old 23 February 2007, 05:45   #31
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1) Are we nearly there yet?

2) Genitals? ............ Check!

3) Where did you stow the "flashing" beacon?

4) You should drop your pants for a real moon.

5) I said cough not sneeze!

6) Always keep a sharp lookout. Always expect he unexpected.

7) I'm just checking the head(ing).

8) No, we need something longer for a mooring line.

9) I said you would have to duck if we went under B&Q-Colourama's sponsons.

10) ............ and ultimatly, you must maintain your concentration, what ever happens. Never get distracted form the job in hand.

11) The tell-tale seems to be blocked.

12) Hands man, I said my HANDS were cold.
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Old 23 February 2007, 08:30   #32
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You're desperate to get into RibEx, aren't you !
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Old 23 February 2007, 16:48   #33
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So that's why your socks are getting wet. There is nothing wrong with the dry suit - your equipment is too short!
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Old 25 February 2007, 15:11   #34
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Some promising entries! ( )

Apherel, you got up early!!!

Winner to be decided at Nasher's next gathering (March 12th)

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Old 25 February 2007, 15:37   #35
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Old 25 February 2007, 15:45   #36
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Just seen this. Sneaked in whilst I was away. Naughty peeps. I wondered where that photo had got to.


Andy mentioned something about how "On the RIBNET Santa cruise it was a tradition for him to get his sack emptied".

I'm not falling for that one again. He's not bringing his sack on my boat again.
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Old 25 February 2007, 20:14   #37
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Just seen this. Sneaked in whilst I was away. Naughty peeps. I wondered where that photo had got to.


Andy mentioned something about how "On the RIBNET Santa cruise it was a tradition for him to get his sack emptied".

I'm not falling for that one again. He's not bringing his sack on my boat again.
Look at the time! I'm tired from empting my sack at the moment, I'll counter that one when I'm more awake.
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Old 26 February 2007, 08:12   #38
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Quote: Apherel, you got up early!!!

Feels late from here. Must be upside down ....!
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Keep blowing, they are nearly hard enough!
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