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Old 14 July 2005, 11:23   #21
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Hmm, Oitee musst sownd loik illojikle rurbidge.....It's only for a laugh and we dont get too many of them these days, it must take him ages to type it all in unless...Its actually a transcription via one of those special PCs for Dyslexics like an ex of mine had, you talk and it recognises the phonetics.
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Old 14 July 2005, 11:53   #22
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Can't you make out any of the words at all?

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Old 14 July 2005, 12:04   #23
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Nope - I can pick up the fact that it is "Braking News", by the time I have read it and try to decipher it I have lost the chain of thought as to the thread. I dont know if he does it as a joke (in which case its not funny anymore) or is he from neverland?
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Old 14 July 2005, 12:09   #24
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yus. aggaynst mi beter jujjmint, de bastud az bin sined upp too werk ofshaw. i av givv im a bigg fkin ribb mayd ov aloy an gerders. ifn hee brayks de fkker hee wil bee reeassined too dyvin werk(mynus ayr bottuls)


I reckon this must read

"Yes, against my better judgment, the bastard has been sined up to work offshore. I have given him a big fucking RIB made of alloy girders. If he brakes the fucker he will be reassigned to divng work (minus air bottles)"

Thing is I now need to work out the original topic, to see how this fits together.
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Old 14 July 2005, 12:17   #25
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c'mon rob, it really isnt that hard... just read it aloud... as Roy Walker would say "say what you see"!
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Is he Captin Birdseye?

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Old 14 July 2005, 13:12   #27
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Old 14 July 2005, 13:50   #28
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Are you English?

For once why dont you quit with the gibberish and communicate in a normal manner.

I read your strings over and over and they just annoy me - not sure how anybody can reply to you.
Never had a problem with gArfs posts. They first reminded me of those old computer training ads - uf ucn rd thz thn u cn lrn comptrs - or something like. What was your profession again Rob?!

Never having met him, I've no idea what he sounds like. I'm sure having a suitable accent in mind would only add.

WTF has Rogue been up to anyway?

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WTF has Rogue been up to anyway?
daiy threee att topp gunn ofshaw skool an de topp gunn pryze iz upp forr grabbs......isemann 1024 poynts rowgwaiv.....998 poynts myld concushon an a feww fkin birns

bakk inn de pewl todaiy forr invershun inn de helly modyewel warin a reebreever. de bastud satt ther coowel az a fkin kewcumber til hee woz tirned upsyde dowen. den de pannic startid. fare plaiy too de nobb. hee gott too de sirfiss furst owt ov sikks affter nokkin too uvver bastuds unconshus.

de mp seshun woz gettin inn a lyferafft wiv de waiv masheen onn. de nobba spennt forr minnits scrablin too gett inn butt givv upp threw egzorstiun. hee hadunt nowtist dat wee ad tyed a rowp too iz bakk an woz oldin im bakk. fuk mee hee woz nott amewsed. heez beter noww heez ad sum O3. hee az losst nyne pownds inn threee daiys an iz boddy iz ritin chekks dat arr sirtin too bownce

toomorow iz passin owt paraid an a fkin gud pis up.

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