Australian trophy cabinet
Some legend was trying to sell this on ebay
The text went as follows :
Australian Rugby Union trophy cabinet, no longer required due to lack of use in forseeable future. Strained shelves due to years of overuse mean this trophy cupboard should be used with caution, therefore would be ideal for any Scottish team (except curling). Slight damage to surface area resulting from Eddie Jones' tears, otherwise in pristine condition. Must be sold to pay Wendall (Hello) Sailors wages.
Oh and :
****STOP PRESS**** Due to the very generous prices being entered for this item we felt it only fair and sporting to include 2 BONUS items.... This cabinet now comes with your very own George Gregan doll - as played with on TV by Mike Tindall - and referee Andre Watsons' Green and Gold sunglasses - simply place in front of your eyes and you'll see infringements at the scrum that no-one else can!!